Wild Stuff Divorced People Did to Spite Their Ex

When a relationship sours between the two wrong people, almost nothing can stop the tide of vengeful petty BS that they’re capable of putting each other through. Even when it’s not over a divorce, people can get amazingly petty for the sake of revenge. It’s not surprise that lawyers get some interesting stories out of disputes between people.

When a relationship sours between the two wrong people, almost nothing can stop the tide of vengeful petty BS that they’re capable of putting each other through. Even when it’s not over a divorce, people can get amazingly petty for the sake of revenge. It’s not surprise that lawyers get some interesting stories out of disputes between people.

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Text - Maxwyfe 38.8k points · 2 days ago O I work for a divorce attorney now but the craziest thing came to my attention when I worked for the prosecuting attorney. This couple was breaking up and Mister left the house. Missus went to work the next morning as usual. When she returned home in the evening she found Mister had been to the house and removed his clothing and belongings as she expected. What she didn't expect was that he had also Gorilla glued her belongings together. He glued the tv

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Text - Slagathar1 e 23.9k points · 2 days ago Divorce lawyer here. Spouse had been out of the house for weeks. She waited until he was on a business trip, came into the house, turned on all of the faucets, plugged the drains, turned off the furnace, and left. It was -10 degrees. He came back five days later. The house was ruined. The water froze and cracked the foundation.

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Text - NegligentNeanderthal 3.9k points · 2 days ago - edited 2 days ago I'm a lawyer but have had a very limited amount of experience in divorce cases. The first case I ever worked the husband shaved/waxed every single hair off his body in an attempt to avoid a court-mandated drug test.

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Text - Rogue_Kat15 3.2k points · 2 days ago My dad is a divorce attorney. His clients couldn't decide who would get the Labrador puppy's from a new litter they just breed. The pups are worth $1000 a pop. Well they also hadn't been up to date on their payments. So dad brought a litter of 8 floppy puppy's home as collateral for us to have until they could negotiate the settlement. So much fun for us kids

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Text - franichan 2.5k points · 2 days ago Not a lawyer. But my partner has a mate who was going through a messy divorce. He registered as a “gambling addict" and went to some gambling anonymous (or whatever it's called) and proceeded to go to the casino every day, taking wads of cash with him, pretending to gamble it all away, while he was secretly squirreling it all away. That way, when it came to the divorce and he was questioned where all his money went, he could "prove" that he lost it all t

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Text - btchsslutsswhore 1.3k points · 2 days ago I worked in family courts when first starting out. The most memorable case I saw was the woman took literally everything out of the house. She ripped out the carpets even.

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Text - wowitsclayton 35.1k points · 2 days ago This one hits close to home because it happened between my parents. We had a family "friend" who was a lawyer and my parents agreed that he would be the lawyer for both of them as a mediator. So, as the assets were being divided my dad got absolutely slammed. She was going to get the house, cars, half his retirement, and an insane amount of alimony. To the tune of like $2,500 a month for the rest of her life. My dad has a good job as a municipal emp

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Text - AreYouALavaBeaver 31.1k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago 2 O & 14 More How about a wholesome, insane one? IANAL, but this was told to me by my mom regarding the divorce she got from my dad. They couldn't settle on an alimony amount. Mom and her lawyer came in with a number, dad countered with a number. They couldn't agree... BECAUSE my dad thought my mom should get twice the amount in alimony she was asking for and my mom didn't want my dad to give her that much money for month. It

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Text - MoundSamurai19 23.2k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago O Divorce lawyer. Accusing their former spouse of forcing them into prostitution. Text messages revealed they were actually just swingers. She also admitted to lying in order to "make him burn." I can't wait to leave my practice area.

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Text - seeyousoonbaboon 14.8k points · 2 days ago My uncle's ex tried to work it in that she would get half of whatever my grandmother would leave him when she passes. Joke's on her, my grandmother is passing over her kids (not maliciously, my uncle is very well off and so is my mom) and leaving everything to my brother and me. Oh, also tried to get sole custody of both of their children...who are in their twenty's...

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Text - drlitt 12.3k points · 2 days ago I was an assistant for a family law practice, not a lawyer. So it was already a disaster of a divorce because the ex husband was a dick. But it got so much worse when the wife started dating someone new with a severe cat allergy like a year after they split up. Her psycho ex bought a cat on his time with the kids, except he's not allowed pets at his apartment. He sends the kids back to their mom's house with the cat and all its stuff. Mom is pissed because

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Text - Much_Difference 11.6k points · 2 days ago Not my divorce, but my divorce lawyer told me about a case she was involved in where both clients were so petty that they had to all meet to argue over literally every single scrap of everything. The final object that neither would settle on was a ceramic rabbit statue, a really generic one from Home Depot or whatever. Zero sentimental value but since it was the final item, neither side wanted to "lose" the last thing and they dragged it out over

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Text - fizzee33 8.6k points · 2 days ago I'm not a divorce lawyer , but... My prior employer once was 'served' with an obviously forged garnishment 'order' from an employee's (ex?) wife, directing garnishment of his wages in an amount that far exceeded his actual wages. We reported it to the police department.

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Text - 105degrees_andrising 5.5k points · 2 days ago Not my case, but during my first year of law school lawyers from different practices came to give us a peek behind the curtain of different areas. The divorce lawyer told the story of rather well to do couple that spent months and months and many tens of thousands of dollars fighting over absolutely everything all the way down to a single ceramic ashtray. He couldn't remember the significance, but somehow it had come through the husband's fami

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Text - JortsEnthusiast69 4.7k points · 2 days ago Once had a boss who had to leave his house for 6 hours while his ex wife grabbed all the belongings she was legally entitled too. When he returned home every knob and handle was gone. Door knobs, cabinet handles, drawer handles, anything that was screwed onto something and used to open it, she had taken. Every day for the next week he would occasionally yell out "SHE TOOK THE FUCKING KNOBS"

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Regrettable Tattoos as Memorable as they are Permanent

Like buying a car or anything else you’re expecting to be stuck with for a while, tattoos are one of those things that it helps to think a little harder about, and go to the right artist. Oh, and double check any tattoos you get in languages you don’t understand, because they end up as tattoo translation fails. On the other side, here are some cool tattoos that turned scars into art.

Like buying a car or anything else you’re expecting to be stuck with for a while, tattoos are one of those things that it helps to think a little harder about, and go to the right artist. Oh, and double check any tattoos you get in languages you don’t understand, because they end up as tattoo translation fails. On the other side, here are some cool tattoos that turned scars into art.

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Painfully Relatable Awkward Moments

There seem to be those awkward moments that are just so damn common, but for some reason we can’t get used to. We’ve tried to forget about those little moments like when you can’t tell listening to you at a party, or that weird smile everyone does when you’ve already said hi. For some pristine awkwardness, here are some of people’s weird first dates and awkward high school reunions.

There seem to be those awkward moments that are just so damn common, but for some reason we can’t get used to. We’ve tried to forget about those little moments like when you can’t tell listening to you at a party, or that weird smile everyone does when you’ve already said hi. For some pristine awkwardness, here are some of people’s weird first dates and awkward high school reunions.

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Text - hirnfleisch 59 points · 2 hours ago · edited 38 minutes ago When you are videochatting, start talking and because of the delay you interrupt each other all the time. Stop talking, start again, interrupt the other one, stop talking.. Never ending story.

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Text - california_chrome 8.9k points · 3 hours ago 3 2 When you're having a conversation with someone and you don't hear what they say so you ask them to repeat and they do. But you still don't hear it and ask them to repeat again and they do. And you still don't know what they said. Do you ask them to repeat again (and maybe still not hear it)? Pretend you heard it and nod your head and hope it's an appropriate response? Stab yourself in the eye with a pen to create a diversion and change the s

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Text - aSadGirlsTongue 10.4k points · 3 hours ago When you start to tell a story in a group but in middle of sentence realize that no one is actually listening and ever so slowly you get quiet and hope no one took notice.

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Text - CammyMM 10.2k points · 4 hours ago 3 When you're walking past coworker and you've already said hello earlier. Everyone's making that weird flat smile.

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Text - ladies-pmme-nudespls 5.8k points · 3 hours ago When you think someone waves at you so you wave back, but they were waving at someone behind you.

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Text - Dominoodles 4.9k points · 2 hours ago When you're finishing up at the checkout and the cashier puts the notes on top of the receipt and then coins on top of that. Then the next person steps up and you're fumbling, trying to disassemble the stack in your hand, gather your shopping, say thanks and move away at the same time.

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Text - afrocircus6969 2.9k points · 3 hours ago Standing there while two people talk about something you don't know about

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Text - heapsgoodyes 2.3k points · 2 hours ago Watching a sex scene with your parents.

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Text - wapkaleem 1.5k points · 2 hours ago The fake smile on your face when you receive a terrible gift. TannedCroissant 417 points · 1 hour ago "Oh cool.... another mug.... I've been after some more of these.. oh and look, it's got minions on it... thanks Auntie Karen"

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Text - -EDGAR- 1.3k points · 3 hours ago When you're next in line at the grocery store with your mom and she leaves you to "just get one more thing" and the anxiety and awkwardness builds because you're up and she's nowhere to be found.

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Text - praddi10 1.1k points · 3 hours ago When your mom leaves you with some distant relatives whom you have never met.

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Text - StillNOtATony 1.0k points · 1 hour ago Ever drag your shoe across a tile floor and have it make a loud, wet, fart sound, so everyone in the room looks at you? Then you insist it was your shoe and try to make the sound again, but nothing happens? Yeah, that.

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Text - TheCobras 874 points · 2 hours ago When you reply to a stranger who says hello, but then realize they were on the phone and not speaking to you. Happened to me just yesterday and I didn't get any sleep last night as I couldn't stop reliving the moment.

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Text - TheBassMeister 609 points · 2 hours ago Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's mother starts yelling at your friend. Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's father walks in only wearing underwear.

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Text - Ells_Bells1 567 points · 2 hours ago When you've had multiple interactions with someone but you can't remember their name but it's gone too far to admit you've forgotten it so you just have to call them love or mate forever.

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Text - Sirnando138 142 points · 2 hours ago When the server brings your food and says "enjoy your food" and starts walking away and you say back, “you too".

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Text - katyisanut 136 points · 2 hours ago Walking through a doorway only to catch your clothes on the handle and have it slingshot you backwards.

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Text - PM_THE_REAPER 64 points · 1 hour ago Go to wash your hands and the water comes out at a thousand miles an hour, splashing your crotch. You are of course, at work.

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Weird Cursed Images to Feel Uncomfortable About

One thing people probably didn’t expect about having the internet was that there would be so many freaky cursed images to just feel weird about. People will go out of their way to design and capture images that serve no purpose other than making other people feel uncomfortable. There’s thumbtack cereal, freaky dolls and animals with human faces, just to name a few.

One thing people probably didn’t expect about having the internet was that there would be so many freaky cursed images to just feel weird about. People will go out of their way to design and capture images that serve no purpose other than making other people feel uncomfortable. There’s thumbtack cereal, freaky dolls and animals with human faces, just to name a few.

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Garbage Moments that Belong on Trash Island

Trashy, selfish and antisocial behavior can come from anywhere. A boss, a landlord, a neighbor or even a loved one can engage in trashy behavior for almost no reason. Here are people who needlessly made life worse for the people around them. These are trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

Trashy, selfish and antisocial behavior can come from anywhere. A boss, a landlord, a neighbor or even a loved one can engage in trashy behavior for almost no reason. Here are people who needlessly made life worse for the people around them. These are trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

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Entitled “Friend” Wants Free Drinks, Gets Evil About It

There are a whole bunch of entitled people out there making unreasonable demands. They might be a complete stranger who wants to use your Netflix account, or even a boss that wants you to come in on the weekends and work for free. One thing is certain that when selfish folks don’t get what they want, those entitled people develop a rotten attitude. This one in particular gets evil.

There are a whole bunch of entitled people out there making unreasonable demands. They might be a complete stranger who wants to use your Netflix account, or even a boss that wants you to come in on the weekends and work for free. One thing is certain that when selfish folks don’t get what they want, those entitled people develop a rotten attitude. This one in particular gets evil.

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Trashy Moments That Stink Up The World

Whether it’s some lady using a huge tragedy as an opportunity to sell essential oils, a dude using a public water fountain to clean his dog’s ass, or having to put up a sign to keep people from huffing whipped cream, there are boundless opportunities for intense trashiness on our planet. For more of this junk, here are some extra trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

Whether it’s some lady using a huge tragedy as an opportunity to sell essential oils, a dude using a public water fountain to clean his dog’s ass, or having to put up a sign to keep people from huffing whipped cream, there are boundless opportunities for intense trashiness on our planet. For more of this junk, here are some extra trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

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Dude Gets Burned Trying to Give Away House

This level of trashy behavior can be found in all walks of life; be it a boss, customer, landlord or straight up stranger. And seeing someone take advantage of a charitable situation leaves a bad taste in the mouth of anyone who could actually use this kind of help. You can see more of this kind of wild stuff in entitled people making wild demands. A real spicy one is this mom who lashed out at her baby sitter for leaving her bad job.

This level of trashy behavior can be found in all walks of life; be it a boss, customer, landlord or straight up stranger. And seeing someone take advantage of a charitable situation leaves a bad taste in the mouth of anyone who could actually use this kind of help. You can see more of this kind of wild stuff in entitled people making wild demands. A real spicy one is this mom who lashed out at her baby sitter for leaving her bad job.

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Misfortune Monday: Putting things in Perspective

Almost everyone would rather be relaxing at home than having to do any of this annoying “paying your bills” bullcrap, but as dark as some things can seem on Monday morning, they could certainly be worse. Misfortune Monday lets you see people dealing with the fallout of chaos and failure and serves as a good reminder that maybe things are going alright.

Almost everyone would rather be relaxing at home than having to do any of this annoying “paying your bills” bullcrap, but as dark as some things can seem on Monday morning, they could certainly be worse. Misfortune Monday lets you see people dealing with the fallout of chaos and failure and serves as a good reminder that maybe things are going alright.

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Moments of Trashiness That Belong on a Garbage Barge

Most people are committed to making life as easy as possible for those around them. That means not stealing or destroying other peoples stuff, and generally being kind. Sometimes people don’t have that in mind, and we get trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

Most people are committed to making life as easy as possible for those around them. That means not stealing or destroying other peoples stuff, and generally being kind. Sometimes people don’t have that in mind, and we get trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

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Chaos and Misfortune that Injected Itself into People’s Lives

Your can never be too sure what kind of chaos and failure life will bring you. There are insane snowdrifts that bury your car, people driving through concrete, ruined art projects and dogs chewing through doors. Life is an artist and chaos and misfortune are its implements.

Your can never be too sure what kind of chaos and failure life will bring you. There are insane snowdrifts that bury your car, people driving through concrete, ruined art projects and dogs chewing through doors. Life is an artist and chaos and misfortune are its implements.

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Trashy Moments Straight from The Garbage Factory

In life, you never know when someone is gonna instigate a straight up garbage moment. Selfish behavior can come from all walks of life, from any social circle, and in any setting. It happens at weddings, at your job, and just walking down the street. You can’t escape those garbage moments that belong on garbage island.

In life, you never know when someone is gonna instigate a straight up garbage moment. Selfish behavior can come from all walks of life, from any social circle, and in any setting. It happens at weddings, at your job, and just walking down the street. You can’t escape those garbage moments that belong on garbage island.

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Corruption People Experienced Firsthand

Most people have a decent set of internal rules, but sometimes it’s just not there. Businesses will scam their clients, landlords will screw over their tenants, and government officials will take bribes. Here are some times people got to see some classic corruption. You’ve gotta be on the lookout, because sometimes trashy people will do some real garbage stuff.

Most people have a decent set of internal rules, but sometimes it’s just not there. Businesses will scam their clients, landlords will screw over their tenants, and government officials will take bribes. Here are some times people got to see some classic corruption. You’ve gotta be on the lookout, because sometimes trashy people will do some real garbage stuff.

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Bad Roommate Moments and Stories

Having a bad roommate is one of life’s great frustrations. If you’ve never had a roommate who steals your things, doesn’t clean up after themselves and generally makes you feel like a stranger in your own home, then consider yourself lucky. Some people battle their thieving roommates with booby traps, but that’s getting extreme. 

Having a bad roommate is one of life’s great frustrations. If you’ve never had a roommate who steals your things, doesn’t clean up after themselves and generally makes you feel like a stranger in your own home, then consider yourself lucky. Some people battle their thieving roommates with booby traps, but that’s getting extreme. 

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People Share What Ruined Their Christmas

Christmas can really take it out of you. If you have uncooperative family members, forcing everyone into the same room with a whole lot of expectations and spiked eggnog can be a recipe for a real bad Christmas. There were a lot of reasons to have a bad Christmas, and it can be way worse than just getting a weird gift.

Christmas can really take it out of you. If you have uncooperative family members, forcing everyone into the same room with a whole lot of expectations and spiked eggnog can be a recipe for a real bad Christmas. There were a lot of reasons to have a bad Christmas, and it can be way worse than just getting a weird gift.

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Trashy Moments That Belong in Garbageland

Trashiness can arise in every level of society. Whether it’s an unfair boss, a selfish coworker, or an antisocial stranger, society will birth a slew of trashy moments. Most people have a general appreciation for their fellow humans most of the time, but sometimes it doesn’t happen.

Trashiness can arise in every level of society. Whether it’s an unfair boss, a selfish coworker, or an antisocial stranger, society will birth a slew of trashy moments. Most people have a general appreciation for their fellow humans most of the time, but sometimes it doesn’t happen.

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Unfortunate Moments When Failure and Chaos Reigned

Just when things are going well, someone falls through the ceiling. You can never be too sure how things will go wrong next, but one thing’s for sure and that’s that the universe will never run out of ways to screw people over. Unfortunate moments punctuate our lives, and add a heaping helping of chaos and failure.

Just when things are going well, someone falls through the ceiling. You can never be too sure how things will go wrong next, but one thing’s for sure and that’s that the universe will never run out of ways to screw people over. Unfortunate moments punctuate our lives, and add a heaping helping of chaos and failure.

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Garbage Moments from Planet Trashy

Don’t let these moments of incredible selfishness get you down, most people are pretty decent. It’s just that trashy, antisocial behavior can come from any part of society, and sometimes people’s actions are so petty and ridiculously selfish, all you can do is gawk at the trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

Don’t let these moments of incredible selfishness get you down, most people are pretty decent. It’s just that trashy, antisocial behavior can come from any part of society, and sometimes people’s actions are so petty and ridiculously selfish, all you can do is gawk at the trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

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Instances People Saw a Vibe Go from Good to Horrible

It doesn’t take much to bum out whole roomful of people. A bad tv connection, a stupid fight, or bad work news can throw an entire room into complete disarray. A lot of these include weird ways people got laid off. For more social job related moments here are some HR nightmare stories.

It doesn’t take much to bum out whole roomful of people. A bad tv connection, a stupid fight, or bad work news can throw an entire room into complete disarray. A lot of these include weird ways people got laid off. For more social job related moments here are some HR nightmare stories.

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Unfortunate Failures and Moments of Chaos

It doesn’t matter if things are going well, it’s just a matter of time until life hits you with unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. It’s best to be able to just deal with setbacks as they come and move on from the productively, but that doesn’t mean that chaos can derail people’s lives for a little while. No matter how hard you try, the spectacular unfortunate moments will never end.

It doesn’t matter if things are going well, it’s just a matter of time until life hits you with unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. It’s best to be able to just deal with setbacks as they come and move on from the productively, but that doesn’t mean that chaos can derail people’s lives for a little while. No matter how hard you try, the spectacular unfortunate moments will never end.

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