Entitled Lady Wants Lamb For Free

Wow, apparently the other free food being offered was not enough. Nope, this entitled lady needed to have that lamb for free. Just reading through this exchange, one can pick up a feeling of hopelessness when it comes to reasoning with these kinds of people. 

It’s as if they’ve unconsciously devoted their time toward looking for a problem, wherever they can create one in the world. And when they’re met with acts of genuine helpfulness, they skim right over it, to make noise where no noise need be made. Oh well. 

Wow, apparently the other free food being offered was not enough. Nope, this entitled lady needed to have that lamb for free. Just reading through this exchange, one can pick up a feeling of hopelessness when it comes to reasoning with these kinds of people. 

It’s as if they’ve unconsciously devoted their time toward looking for a problem, wherever they can create one in the world. And when they’re met with acts of genuine helpfulness, they skim right over it, to make noise where no noise need be made. Oh well. 

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Text - 08:42 l 90% Vo) LTE2 1 uman.c... 08:00 to me Sent from ProtonMail mobile Hello s l've just got to know that you're the general secretary of Newwave STS NGO. I've put up a request last week about changing the free food menu. No ine likes to eat fish everyday. Also please buy a new blueberry extract sanatizer. The lon sanitizer is just pathetic. My husband doesn't like the smell. ...

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Text - A teth Really sorry for the problem you're facing. Please understand that these are tough times and fish provides almost all sorts of necessary nutrients. If you don't like fish there's a vegetarian option of potato and ladyfinger. Sorry we won't be able to change the menu if our free food menu. Show quoted text

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Text - 08:04 to me There has to be a limit of lying. Just yesterday I saw that a volunteer of your NGO was delivering packed chickens and vegetables to plot no. 19. It's just beside my apartment. Sent from ProtonMail mobile II

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Text - 3 all 2 l 90% | Vo)) 08:42 2 06 A Sorry. They were just delivering goods the old man living in plot 19 ordered. They paid for it. We're just volunteering so that the old and vulnerable don't have to come out and buy stuff. Show quoted text ...

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Text - 08:08 T to me v Oh! Then why can't you deliver something other than fish to me? Sent from ProtonMail mobile Original Message - Show quoted text

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Text - A Ma'am. The pack of fish and rice comes from the NG0 fund. We've limited means. We can't change our menu for one single person. But we're happy to help if you want to get something delivered. Just tell us what do you need and our volunteers will buy it for you. You can pay via Gpay. We'll also santize the product cover. II

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Text - all 2 ll 90% O Vo) 08:43 3 T Why do I need to pay if you're a NGO? My son and husband has been craving for some nice lamb. If you don't deliver lamb by tomorrow morning l'll have to register a complaint against your NGO. You can't charge money and then call it a NGO. Spend some more from the NGO fund. Sent from ProtonMail mobile ... ...

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Text - Jo.17 A Ma'am delivering goods for free is just a special service we're providing during the lockdown. We'll be happy to deliver the lamb for you but you'll have to pay for that. But the free food menu will not change. It will remain the same. Fish, rice, salad and curd. We're really sorry but we can't do better than this with the limited funds we've. Show quoted text

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Text - 08:18 T to Your NGO will be closed by tomorrow and get ready so spend the rest of your life in judicial custody. Sent from ProtonMail mobile II

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Awkward and Amazing Glamour Shots

Some of these are definitely ironic, but it’s never the one’s you want. You can never be too sure what old school fashion will stay fresh, but you can be pretty sure that thousand yard stares and painfully cheesy photo editing was never really that popular to begin with. These make us want to book our own photo shoot.

Some of these are definitely ironic, but it’s never the one’s you want. You can never be too sure what old school fashion will stay fresh, but you can be pretty sure that thousand yard stares and painfully cheesy photo editing was never really that popular to begin with. These make us want to book our own photo shoot.

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Strangest Choosing Beggar Case The World’s Seen

I mean, for starters, “you sound kinda hot.” What is that about? That’s just one taste of this completely ridiculous conversation that came about through maybe the most strange choosing beggar case that the world’s ever seen. 

I mean, for starters, “you sound kinda hot.” What is that about? That’s just one taste of this completely ridiculous conversation that came about through maybe the most strange choosing beggar case that the world’s ever seen. 

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Text - A Messages to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info. Hi it's about the apple mouse and keyboard? 16:08 Hi there. It's still available. Do you want them both? 16:14 W Yes please and I can collect asap but I have a question? 16:15

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Text - Ok? 16:16 Can you lower the price at all? 16:16

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Text - No sorry, it's £60 for the two. This is actually very cheap as a new Apple keyboard with numeric keypad is £129 and a new Apple mouse is £79. Mine are well-used and have a few blemishes/scratches but still work perfectly so you're really getting a bargain for £60. New would be over £200. Let me know

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Text - your decision but I'm not lowering the price and I'm not squabbling it's a take it or leave it deal 16:19 W Wow. I'm confused over so many aspects of that 16:20

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Text - Maybe you can find someone to help you. As I said I'm not squabbling and not going back and forth. £60 take it or leave it. 16:20 Why are you being so abrupt? Also l'm confused why you won't negotiate on price. Don't you know that's how selling second-hand goods works? 16:22

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Text - You're confused? Im confused. I clearly stated on the ad that £60 was Non- negotiable and not to message me unless you were happy with the price. You knowingly messaged me, fully aware of that. And now you're confused why I won't lower the price? l'm genuinely concerned that you're confused by that. 16:23 W

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Text - Um yeah there's no need to be such a dick. Also I just checked the apple site and a new keyboard is 99 not 129. So you're a liar and a con artist as well as a dick. I bet you still live at home with your mum and still a virgin. 16:27 Ok firstly you didn't answer my question. Why are yo confused that someone won't lower their price when

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Text - you responded to an ad that clearly stated they won't lower their price? Secondly, as clearly stated (and in the photos it's a keyboard with a numeric keypad. They are indeed £129. Even if it WAS £99 (which it isn't) you'd still be getting a massive bargain buying it and a mouse for a total of £60. Seriously, the price isn't going any lower. 16:30

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Text - Well I don't need a numeric keypad u should take that into account don't u think? 16:31 Not really because l'm selling one that DOES have a numeric keypad lol 16:32 W

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Text - Um u obvs don't know much about customer service it's called supply and demand u idiot. UR so stupid omg. the customer dictates what they want and it's up to u to meet their needs or u lose the sale. 16:33 HI 16:34 W

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Text - Yeah dude that only work in like a business that relies on customers to stay in business. Like a shop. I'm not running a shop and it's really no skin off my nose whether you buy the keyboard and mouse or not. 16:35 W omg ur retarded 16:36

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Text - I start a new job tomorrow and literally everyone at the office has apple accessories and if I don't they will make fun of me. 16:37 No worries you can just retaliate and call them, idiots, retards and virgins. You seem to be good at that. Sorry not selling to now not even if you offered full price. You need to learn 000 some people skills not to

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Text - mention basic common sense. Bye 16:39 Fuck you!!!!!! 16:39 16:40 Ok I will pay 60 what u were asking. Can I collect now? 16:49 Lol 16:51 W

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Text - You just sent me a bunch of knife emojis and now you want me to give you my address lol. I don't think so. And I told you l'm not selling to you. 16:5 It was a typo. Was meant to be love hearts 16:52

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Text - Ah yes that's a common mistake I totally believe you. But still no. 16:53 I bet you're a retard who stays home all day and this is your only amusement advertising stuff for sale and not selling it 16:54 My life will be a misery tomorrow because of you 16:55 You're probably enjoying this 16:55

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Text - Well I wasn't at first but y antics are mildly amusing yes. My gf and I are both | quite enjoying seeing what you're gonna say next 16:56 The funniest and most enjoyable part is that if you'd just acted polite and reasonably you'd have your mouse and keyboard by now and that all of this is your own doing. But I suspect

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Text - that will go right over your head 16:57 W I bet u don't even have a girlfriend you're probably a paraplegic with no arms and no legs and someone has to feed you and wipe your arse 16:58 I hope u die 16:59 I hope ur gf smothers u in ur sleep 16:59

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Text - I will come to the funeral and shit on ur grave stone 16:59 Damn I never saw it that way 17:00 W All this time I thought I was in the right not to sell it to you or lower my price because of how you acted 17:01 W But now that you've made fun of disabled people, called me names, threatened me, swore at me.

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Text - and wished me dead, I totally see now that you áre absolutely the kind of person who deserves to get discounts and given whatever they want. If anyone deserves that, it's someone who does those things don't you think? 17:02

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Text - Look I just want the keyboard and mouse let's do this I know I said some bad stuff and I'm sorry 17:04 Oh you don't need to apologise. All that stuff you said to me, people DESERVE to be spoken to like that if they don't do whatever you want 17:0 I tell you what to show there's no hard feelinas I will

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Text - lower the price to £20 17:05 I can afford that! 17:05 Ok great but I hope you understand that after u sent those knife emojis I don't feel comfortable giving my address so can we meet somewhere public to do the sale? 17:06

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Text - Yes! 17:07 Are you near ASDA? I can drive there and meet you at the entrance with the keyboard and mouse. 17:08 W I can get there in like 10 minutes 17:09

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Text - Ok me too l'll meet you out front l'm wearing black jeans and a black cap and l'll have a red hoodie on 17:09 U sound kinda hot I have long brown curly hair and blue jeans and a black jacket 17:11 O You deleted this message. 17:11 Great see you soon 17:

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Text - So um where are u? I got held up but don't see u Oh darn. You just missed me. I waited for 10 minutes but I left because I didn't see you. Just wait there and I'll turn round and come back 17:40 I need to stop and get petrol I won't be long.

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Text - Actually I don't have cash to pay for petrol so I need to stop at an ATM to get cash then stop to get petrol I won't be long!! 17:45 HURRY UP!!!!!!!!! 17:51 I don't see you 18:1 Where are you 18:11 W

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Text - I've gone inside because it's raining and you took so FUCKING LONG i'll be out in a sex c lol 18:12 In a sec*** 18:12 Ah yeah sorry it sucks that because of me you were standing out in the rain all this time 18:13 So where are you then l'm here I don't see you 18:13

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Text - I'm literally in front of the entrance where are you 18:14 No you're not I don't see u 18:14 Wait, what store are you at? 18:15 ASDA LIKE WE AGREED 18:15

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Text - OMG I'm such a silly cookie 18:15 In all the confusion you'll never guess what I've done. I've went to the wrong store! What am I like? 18:16 W I'm at Morrison's 18:16 W ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME 18:16 UR A FUCKING PRICK 09-28) 18:16

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Text - I know l'm so00 sorry just wait there l'm gonna come straight over 18:17 W Is this real or are u just winding me up 18:18 It's real it's real l'm just an idiot - you said it yourself remember? You called me an idiot and said I was retarded then you knowingly made arrangements with someone you considered to

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Text - be retarded so you gotta expect these kind of mistakes 18:1 I'm coming straight 18:19 W u better cos if u dont show up im calling the news LOL 18:20 About this 18:20 Oh no 18:20

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Text - I don't wanna be on the news lol 18:21 W Just wait there l'm coming and I tell u what for all the inconvenience I will give u it for free 18:21 W hmmm i don't really believe u but just in case I will wait 10 mins then I'm leaving and I am gonna spread this all over social media 18:22 Ok so I guess ur not coming.

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Text - Very funny. Bet u feel like a big man 18:34 Actually funny story 18:34 I never made it to my car in the first place. I was about to come meet you like we first agreed and then just as I got to the door I remembered that - like you said - I don't have any arms

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Text - or legs. This, coupled with the fact I'm retarded - something you also said means there's no way I could drive a car. 18:36 If only you hadn't pointed that stuff out you'd probapiy be happy with your new Apple mouse and keyboard now 18:37 W

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Text - Isn't that strange? That as a direct result of your rudeness and inability to communicate in a civil way, you not only missed out on what you wanted but you also stood out in the rain for an hour waiting for a delivery that was never coming? 18:37 It's almost as if acting that way is the wrong thing to do, or something 18:38

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Text - Ur a fucking prick I don't need u to teach me lessons I'll act however I want and be as rude as I want sou have taught me nothing haha ur whole afternoon has been a waste of time 18:39 Not really, my gf and I have

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Text - been thoroughly entertained by all this. Def not a waste of time on our part. We've also sold the keyboard and mouse to another buyer while all this was going on. So we've had a great afternoon making money and dishing out some just desserts On the 18:40

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Text - U think I care about ur 09:28) crappy keyboard and mouse? 18:41 On the other hand you have wasted your afternoon, got soaked in the rain, been humiliated and defeated and gained nothing 18:41 No, I think you just wasted your whole afternoon on them because you didn't want them lol

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Text - U think ur so smart u have an answer for everything don't u 18:42 Don't u??? 18:43 HELLO?????????? 18:44 I said u have an answer for everything don't you???? 18:45 ANSWER M!!!!!!!!! 18:45

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Girl’s Twitter Thread Drips With Awkwardness

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim I'm definitely standing in line behind a guy and a girl on their first date. He's totally about to make a move and I'm feelin real awk

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim Do I start singing kiss the girl quietly behind them?

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Text - lanzo O @babyhaim Never live tweeting again #sorrychris #goodtoseeyou

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Awkward Moments from High School Reunions

People bringing up drama that happened 20 years ago, really poor planning, and getting straight-up scammed by old classmates are just a few of the more awkward things that can happen at a class reunion. Drama and high school go together well. Everyone remembers their school’s “incident.”

People bringing up drama that happened 20 years ago, really poor planning, and getting straight-up scammed by old classmates are just a few of the more awkward things that can happen at a class reunion. Drama and high school go together well. Everyone remembers their school’s “incident.”

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Text - GrandmasHere 2.0k points · 14 hours ago When I was in 7th grade, this rich snob bully, John, grabbed off my head a wool scarf my mother had knitted for me. He threw the scarf into a pile of muddy leaves and jumped up and down on it. When I went home that day my mother was furious when she saw the torn, muddy scarf. She made me tell her who did it, then she called the school principal and yelled at him. The next day John got pulled into the principal's office and paddled. That was back whe

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Text - underpantsbandit 37.4k points · 15 hours ago · edited 15 hours ago My sister, my (now) husband and I were all in the same graduating class. Plus, my husband's best friend. Best friend's name is something like "John Smith". Very common. He was very popular in HS. Super nice guy, stood out in a crowd- if you didn't know him you certainly knew of him. Even in a massive school. So anyway, the 20 yr reunion rolls around, my sister is the only one who wanted to go. She called right after, very

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Text - BobMightBeCool 28.0k points · 17 hours ago - edited 1 hour ago Some girl confessed to cheating on her high school sweetheart, thinking enough time had passed it wouldn't bother him. She thought wrong...

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Text - MastadonBob 17.7k points · 14 hours ago one guy had made not one but two fortunes and had a net worth of well over $100 million by our twentieth reunion (high speed modem patents in the late 1980s, early investor in broadband. right place at the right time). He'd already retired. On our classmate update bulletin he listed his occupation as "unemployed and unemployable" as a bit of a gag. Some of the well-meaning but clueless types sought him out to offer encouragement and tips on how to f

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Text - kenjiandco 15.4k points · 15 hours ago · edited 6 hours ago My 10 year reunion killed itself before it happened. Turns out our class president (traditionally in charge of organizing) took a hard turn for the Evangelical after high school. Highlights of her event planning include: • No alcohol allowed, not even BYOB • a few classmates in a reasonably successful band offered to play for free. She was adamant there would be no music or dancing • Plus ones were to be spouses only. Two guys ha

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Text - Toubaboliviano 14.7k points · 16 hours ago · edited 16 hours ago Didn't happen to me, but I had this friend who got someone pregnant back in the day and she kept the kid, they've both been great about it, he helps financially but that was the extent of his contribution. She married soon out of highschool and met a great guy who has been the de facto dad. Either way, it's a day bring your kids if you have them event and someone let slip that my friend is that kids "real'dad. And the kid he

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Text - SJWilkes 2.6k points · 15 hours ago Not highschool but one time I got invited to my college's alumni event. This was only a few years after I graduated and I liked enough of my teachers to go just to see them. Anyway we pull into the college and they have like ten bouncy castles set up for the event. I'm still confused.

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Text - hareliza 2.1k points · 15 hours ago Went to my partner's 5 year at the local Elk's Lodge. He grew up in a really rich town, so it was super extravagant. Best part was the open bar until like 9pm and then cash afterwards. We were all having a great time until some scumbag snuck into the basement and stole a bunch of booze (literally multiple boxes). When the bartenders found out at 8:30, they were furious and kicked us all out. Ruined what would have been an excellent night.

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Text - Fall_On_Me 13.0k points · 15 hours ago It wasn't really bad, just odd. A guy came with full Kiss-style make up on - white face, black shapes around his eyes and black lips. We were too awkward and polite to mention it, so everyone just chatted with him as though it was completely normal to turn up like that.

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Text - Gyrovague_Greyling 12.2k points · 17 hours ago Someone told me, "You're not a failure, be yourself!" And so when I went and proudly told them what I was doing these days (working a $9.25/hr job, going back to school, having gotten life together in a rehab and back on track, I was proud!) they all pitied me and one dude tried to give me money. It made me feel bad about my current progress. I hate people.

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Text - elliotsilvestri 11.8k points · 16 hours ago Not so much at but before. Ten year reunion for my largish school (500graduates per year). The plan was for the reunion to take place over Thanksgiving weekend. To help pay for the expense, raffle tickets were sent out to the entire class to sell. The reunion didn't happen.

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Text - SaltWafer 8.9k points · 14 hours ago The people who were supposed to plan our high school reunion dropped the ball, so I figured it wouldn't happen. But then this other dude from our high school stepped up to plan it. He was in a graduate program and also working part-time at a banquet hall, and he said that his boss would give us the banquet hall space for free. It was a really nice gesture, and he seemed really into it. He had been miserable in high school. Grumpy, sullen, unpleasant, m

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Text - I sent him a private message asking what the admissions ticket covered -- food? Drinks? The space was free, after all. He posted publicly on the facebook page that if the cost of admission was too steep, "message me and we can work out some financial aid." Uh, what? I then publicly posted, asking what the admission cost covered. No response. Other people asked too. He said it would go towards having a bartender and server dedicated to the event space, as well as towards food. Okay, fair.

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Text - bubblegummustard 8.8k points 14 hours ago It's been a decade since i finished school. I see an old classmate sometimes when he does maintenance work in my apartment block. About a year ago he asked if I was going to the reunion organised by some of our classmates. I said no because i couldn't think of anything worse and also hadn't been invited. (Apparently they organised it over Facebook which i dont have.) When i next saw him 6 months later I asked how the reunion was and he exasperated

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Text - pedantic_dullard 8.2k points · 15 hours ago At my twenty year reunion - two decades after high school - two guys got arrested for fist fighting on the sidewalk outside the bar we went to Friday night. Why were they fighting? One of the guys slept with the other guys girlfriend in high school, and drunkenly brought up the twenty years ago fling. Neither if them married her, or even dated her after high school. Those idiots got charges twenty years later for her, though.

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Text - AlkynesOfPremed 8.2k points · 13 hours ago - edited 3 hours ago My therapist encouraged me to go to my 10 year. Which, in retrospect, was probably a play for job security.

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Text - InfinitePizzazz 7.7k points · 13 hours ago At my 10-year reunion, the organizers were doing the thing where they give "awards" for the person who came the farthest to attend, the person with the most kids, etc. The award came up for who had the oldest kid, and people started shouting out their kids' ages. When it quieted down, this shy girl near the front said in a normal voice, "11" and then we all realized why we had stopped seeing Heather right before graduation.

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Text - mindfeces 6.6k points · 18 hours ago At the after party, the one guy getting drunk enough to think it was a great time/place to discuss race relations with one of our black classmates. Well, not so much discuss as randomly impose the topic. The cringe nearly killed us all.

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Text - kev_61483 3.7k points · 14 hours ago Five year reunion- one guy (always kind of a marginal figure in HS, but a nice person), after some sort of discussion, got his paycheck out and got loud saying “Now do you think I'm a loser?" "Don't believe how much I make? Check this out" Of course, he just made things worse, and everyone was laughing at him. I mean - he had his paycheck on him? Haven't seen him since.

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Text - erineestevenson 2.7k points · 14 hours ago · edited 13 hours ago Someone confessed to me that I was his "dream girl" with his fiancée as his date to the reunion. I barely knew the guy in high school. Unfortunately for his fiancé, she didn't know anyone there and he refused to leave with her. He drunkenly said "I'm not leaving with her, I'm leaving with you" to me. I told her to text me when their car was outside. Then, I whispered "let's go" in his ear, walked him out, and put him in her

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Painfully Relatable Awkward Moments

There seem to be those awkward moments that are just so damn common, but for some reason we can’t get used to. We’ve tried to forget about those little moments like when you can’t tell listening to you at a party, or that weird smile everyone does when you’ve already said hi. For some pristine awkwardness, here are some of people’s weird first dates and awkward high school reunions.

There seem to be those awkward moments that are just so damn common, but for some reason we can’t get used to. We’ve tried to forget about those little moments like when you can’t tell listening to you at a party, or that weird smile everyone does when you’ve already said hi. For some pristine awkwardness, here are some of people’s weird first dates and awkward high school reunions.

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Text - hirnfleisch 59 points · 2 hours ago · edited 38 minutes ago When you are videochatting, start talking and because of the delay you interrupt each other all the time. Stop talking, start again, interrupt the other one, stop talking.. Never ending story.

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Text - california_chrome 8.9k points · 3 hours ago 3 2 When you're having a conversation with someone and you don't hear what they say so you ask them to repeat and they do. But you still don't hear it and ask them to repeat again and they do. And you still don't know what they said. Do you ask them to repeat again (and maybe still not hear it)? Pretend you heard it and nod your head and hope it's an appropriate response? Stab yourself in the eye with a pen to create a diversion and change the s

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Text - aSadGirlsTongue 10.4k points · 3 hours ago When you start to tell a story in a group but in middle of sentence realize that no one is actually listening and ever so slowly you get quiet and hope no one took notice.

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Text - CammyMM 10.2k points · 4 hours ago 3 When you're walking past coworker and you've already said hello earlier. Everyone's making that weird flat smile.

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Text - ladies-pmme-nudespls 5.8k points · 3 hours ago When you think someone waves at you so you wave back, but they were waving at someone behind you.

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Text - Dominoodles 4.9k points · 2 hours ago When you're finishing up at the checkout and the cashier puts the notes on top of the receipt and then coins on top of that. Then the next person steps up and you're fumbling, trying to disassemble the stack in your hand, gather your shopping, say thanks and move away at the same time.

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Text - afrocircus6969 2.9k points · 3 hours ago Standing there while two people talk about something you don't know about

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Text - heapsgoodyes 2.3k points · 2 hours ago Watching a sex scene with your parents.

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Text - wapkaleem 1.5k points · 2 hours ago The fake smile on your face when you receive a terrible gift. TannedCroissant 417 points · 1 hour ago "Oh cool.... another mug.... I've been after some more of these.. oh and look, it's got minions on it... thanks Auntie Karen"

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Text - -EDGAR- 1.3k points · 3 hours ago When you're next in line at the grocery store with your mom and she leaves you to "just get one more thing" and the anxiety and awkwardness builds because you're up and she's nowhere to be found.

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Text - praddi10 1.1k points · 3 hours ago When your mom leaves you with some distant relatives whom you have never met.

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Text - StillNOtATony 1.0k points · 1 hour ago Ever drag your shoe across a tile floor and have it make a loud, wet, fart sound, so everyone in the room looks at you? Then you insist it was your shoe and try to make the sound again, but nothing happens? Yeah, that.

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Text - TheCobras 874 points · 2 hours ago When you reply to a stranger who says hello, but then realize they were on the phone and not speaking to you. Happened to me just yesterday and I didn't get any sleep last night as I couldn't stop reliving the moment.

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Text - TheBassMeister 609 points · 2 hours ago Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's mother starts yelling at your friend. Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's father walks in only wearing underwear.

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Text - Ells_Bells1 567 points · 2 hours ago When you've had multiple interactions with someone but you can't remember their name but it's gone too far to admit you've forgotten it so you just have to call them love or mate forever.

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Text - Sirnando138 142 points · 2 hours ago When the server brings your food and says "enjoy your food" and starts walking away and you say back, “you too".

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Text - katyisanut 136 points · 2 hours ago Walking through a doorway only to catch your clothes on the handle and have it slingshot you backwards.

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Text - PM_THE_REAPER 64 points · 1 hour ago Go to wash your hands and the water comes out at a thousand miles an hour, splashing your crotch. You are of course, at work.

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Fails In The World That Successfully Messed Up

Fails successfully keep us entertained. Most of the time. It depends on the severity of the fail. There are lines that can be crossed. In this case, these seem pretty absurd, and hopefully nobody suffered any great inconvenience as a result of the fail occurring.  

Fails successfully keep us entertained. Most of the time. It depends on the severity of the fail. There are lines that can be crossed. In this case, these seem pretty absurd, and hopefully nobody suffered any great inconvenience as a result of the fail occurring.  

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Window - STRUGGLING TO STAY INDOORS? TRY SHAVING OFF YOUR EYEBROWS

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Tinder Gems From The Silly World Of Swipes

Ah, yes, more fine examples of people on Tinder trying out the very best, worst, and totally random of their pickup lines, and small talk. Tinder seems to often be a home for all the stuff that people wouldn’t dare say to each other in real life. Sometimes, folks actually end up getting somewhere. Like that one dude who talked in only GIFS, and ended up getting a girl’s number. Wild. 

Ah, yes, more fine examples of people on Tinder trying out the very best, worst, and totally random of their pickup lines, and small talk. Tinder seems to often be a home for all the stuff that people wouldn’t dare say to each other in real life. Sometimes, folks actually end up getting somewhere. Like that one dude who talked in only GIFS, and ended up getting a girl’s number. Wild. 

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Text - No Service ? 3:57 PM @ 1 4% Katie YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 11/27/19 Hello Hello madam You look pretty cute I beseech thee, prithee ye not be a charlatan What? Holy shit you're not a bot Imaooo Lmao I am shooketh Sent

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Text - Today What's up Olivia? The stars Wow you seem to know a lot about space Read I wish lol P Report Let me see Uranus

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Text - When you used to play League of Legends and you also don't know how to flirt Josh You matched with Josh on 4/8/2020 Top or bottom? 4/10/2020 9:19 AM middle sometimes jungle Sent

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Text - Lily 19 e University of Houston O 9 493 kilometres away Yeah I'm DTF D- Down T- To F- Finally be in a relationship with someone that understands how many dogs I need around me at all times and supports my dreams •Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? He's alright now •My momma said that if he doesn't like my fruit jokes to let that mango

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Text - l AT&T ? 3:44 AM 1 0 * 72% YOU MATCHED WITH EN 1/17/20 I have train facts tell me your dirtiest train fact In 1825, there was a guy so thicc, he literally caused a steam locomotive to explode using only his ass im impressed The locomotive's name was Best Friend of Charleston, and the thicc man was the fireman, the man in charge of keeping the fire burning. He got annoyed by the sound of the safety valve so... he sat on it. And then the train exploded. wait i just fact checked it and youre

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Text - Messages About 16 mins ago So I'm writing a book right now 16 mins ago About? 15 mins ago Well it's a phone book. And it's missing your number 15 mins ago 205 5 minag 205 4 mins go One of those is mine. One is my dads. Good luck. 4 mins ago Send a message

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Text - YOU MATCHED WITH OON 2/28/19 How much does a polar bear weigh? Yesterday 9:55 AM Enough to break the ice You'd think that but no, polar bears live on ice, that'd be pretty fucking dumb if they fell through it all the time.

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Text - Today 12:15 AM Height ? There's a height restriction to ride this ride Today 5:06 AM Surely you must know that you're nowhere near attractive enough to make those demands. Right? Sent GIF Type a message...

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Text - Tinder is for rookies...jump on marketplace and search for wedding dresses...it will present you with a list of recently divorced females in your area...and you can filter by size 33 4h Haha Reply

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Text - What's your major? Today 7:49 PM How bout a more unique question.. Which vegetable gives you the most anxiety Today 8:26 PM Kiwis! Bad experience w one as a kid That's a fucking fruit Sent

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Text - DU MATCHEDE MED D. 30/12/2018 Are you a bot or real? You're almost too pretty Sendt Would a bot send you that

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Text - Today 01:27 Hey, we should sext I'll start *takes off Crocs* Today 10:53 Why would you take them off *slowly puts Crocs back on* That's right daddy Sent

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Text - Kate Monday 18:05 Kate! That's a pretty name. It's the name l'd want to give to one of my twin daughters :) Monday 18:21 what do you want to name the other daughter? Today 06:50 Duplikate Sent

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Text - Sofie Quinta-Feira 21:12 Hej Sofie, your smile is contagious haha. So, did you match with me for the exclusive Pokemon facts, or for the Portuguese drink tasting? Sábado 00:31 Haha def for the Pokemons! Sábado 13:22 Did you know that Ditto is a failed clone of Mew? Hoje 09:41 I know, I was speechless for days too when I found out Enviado

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Text - Wednesday 1:07 AM I love your smile Today 6:56 PM Thanks! Took me a long time to collect all these teeth Creepy lol Oh shit! OMG yeah, I didn't mean that to be creepy I just meant it took a long time to find a bunch of homeless people with matching teeth Sen

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Text - Thursday 11:02 PM Hey, so l'm a pretty upfront person, since l've been through a lot of shitty relationships lol! Anyways do you believe in Jesus? Are you willing to wait for marriage? Do you have a car and a job? And if we make it this far, are you willing to pick me up,& pay on the first date? Today 5:52 AM l'd quit using that as your opener tbh. Instead try, "Hi, I have red flags. Date me" lol. Sent GIF Type a message... II

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Son’s Shirt Says “Players Gonna Play”, Karen Gets Offended

Karen’s always looking for something to get mad about. Such is the way the world works for her, until she gives herself over to exploring that strange thing called peace. In the meanwhile, we have another golden example of someone getting all kinds of worked up over a whole bunch of silly nothing. Yes, it seems that one parent’s son wore a playful shirt, and then Karen proceeded to express great discomfort over the signal that the shirt was sending out. Okay then, Karen. 

Karen’s always looking for something to get mad about. Such is the way the world works for her, until she gives herself over to exploring that strange thing called peace. In the meanwhile, we have another golden example of someone getting all kinds of worked up over a whole bunch of silly nothing. Yes, it seems that one parent’s son wore a playful shirt, and then Karen proceeded to express great discomfort over the signal that the shirt was sending out. Okay then, Karen. 

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Text - Mom Нe! Hey, what's up? Not much, just got down. You? Yeah same here e So l actually wanted to talk to you about something Yeah? About what? Well, the other day at playgroup, I was a bit. Unimpressed with what was wearing.

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Text - I'm sorry? What was wrong with it? I mean. It was just demeaning to boys don't you think? I literally have no idea what you're on about You didn't find his tshirt a bit rude? No, I didn't It was a funny cute play on words t-shirt that meant nothing deeper than that. No it wasn'! It was dude and demeaning and I found it super rude to boys!

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Text - Mom I didn't even could read Wow know Y'know since she's only 2. That isnt the point! He can't wear that shirt to group again! Im sure the other moms will have an issue with this too! I know for a fact that didn't like it either, said she Yeah ok, that's why she asked where I bought it so she could buy one for You cant let to group again! wear it

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Text - Your a real bitch!! Bys. I'm gonna make sure all the playgroup moms hear about this!! Now

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Guy Doesn’t Know Courtrooms Have Dress Codes

You can learn something new every day. In this case, the dude didn’t realize that courtrooms have dress codes. So, being oblivious he turned up to court, and found himself talking to a judge that ultimately enlightened him on the existence of dress codes in courts. Fortunately, it sounds like the judge was understanding of his brain hiccup, and that it all worked out. 

You can learn something new every day. In this case, the dude didn’t realize that courtrooms have dress codes. So, being oblivious he turned up to court, and found himself talking to a judge that ultimately enlightened him on the existence of dress codes in courts. Fortunately, it sounds like the judge was understanding of his brain hiccup, and that it all worked out. 

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Worst Pickup Lines Ever Heard/Used

In a recent AskReddit thread, folks are sharing the worst pickup lines that they’ve ever heard or used. As it turns out, using intentionally terrible pickup lines that maintain the necessary level of social decency, can work wonders when it comes to breaking the ice. Sometimes those outlandish pickup lines one could never imagine themselves saying, actually work. Life is strange. Of course, those very pickup lines can backfire in glorious fashion as well. 

In a recent AskReddit thread, folks are sharing the worst pickup lines that they’ve ever heard or used. As it turns out, using intentionally terrible pickup lines that maintain the necessary level of social decency, can work wonders when it comes to breaking the ice. Sometimes those outlandish pickup lines one could never imagine themselves saying, actually work. Life is strange. Of course, those very pickup lines can backfire in glorious fashion as well. 

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Embarrassing Times People’s Devices Exposed Them

Everyone’s phone contains something embarrassing from stupid google searches to saucy photos, to saucier photos, to straight up Ragu. Here are times people embarrassed themselves by letting their digital lives be seen by the wrong eyes. For some more embarrassment, here are awkward moments people had with their crushes.

Everyone’s phone contains something embarrassing from stupid google searches to saucy photos, to saucier photos, to straight up Ragu. Here are times people embarrassed themselves by letting their digital lives be seen by the wrong eyes. For some more embarrassment, here are awkward moments people had with their crushes.

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Slang Terms Dads Can Use To Embarrass Their Daughters

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the slang terms that dads can use the next time they want to embarrass their daughters. You can just picture silly dads breaking these out the next time they’re possessed with the urge to make their kids feel awkward. Oh boy. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the slang terms that dads can use the next time they want to embarrass their daughters. You can just picture silly dads breaking these out the next time they’re possessed with the urge to make their kids feel awkward. Oh boy. 

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Tinder Dates that Went South Fast

It’s all fun and games until you find out your date is trying to sign you up for a pyramid scheme. There are a lot of lighthearded funny tinder triumphs and failures, but when things move from text to the real world, they can lead to awkward and bad first dates. Hopefully they’re just awkward. Some are terribly creepy and weird.

It’s all fun and games until you find out your date is trying to sign you up for a pyramid scheme. There are a lot of lighthearded funny tinder triumphs and failures, but when things move from text to the real world, they can lead to awkward and bad first dates. Hopefully they’re just awkward. Some are terribly creepy and weird.

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Things That Really Make People Cringe

Cringe to oblivion and beyond. Yes, people are sharing those things that just really make them cringe, in a recent AskReddit thread. Things like telling your “friends” that you have an imaginary significant other, or being an obnoxious flirt that has no sense of people’s boundaries, are just the kinds of cringey things that fill up this unsettling thread. 

Cringe to oblivion and beyond. Yes, people are sharing those things that just really make them cringe, in a recent AskReddit thread. Things like telling your “friends” that you have an imaginary significant other, or being an obnoxious flirt that has no sense of people’s boundaries, are just the kinds of cringey things that fill up this unsettling thread. 

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Entitled Girl With Allergies Gets Reality Checked

This girl asked folks on Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong regarding telling a roommate’s friend to leave. The context of the situation involved the roommate’s friend telling the girl what she could and couldn’t do in her own house, because of her allergy. She chose to take that path instead of just removing herself from the situation. Assuming the allergies were indeed life-threatening, getting out of the room probably would’ve been the best call. 

This girl asked folks on Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong regarding telling a roommate’s friend to leave. The context of the situation involved the roommate’s friend telling the girl what she could and couldn’t do in her own house, because of her allergy. She chose to take that path instead of just removing herself from the situation. Assuming the allergies were indeed life-threatening, getting out of the room probably would’ve been the best call. 

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Evidence of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

We all know that kids are weird and stupid. We remember being dumb as rocks at that age too, so it’s not a surprise. They get things wrong, have really strange obsessions, freak out over nothing, say mean things and make ridiculous mistakes. Children are strange and stupid people who deserve to be made fun of.

We all know that kids are weird and stupid. We remember being dumb as rocks at that age too, so it’s not a surprise. They get things wrong, have really strange obsessions, freak out over nothing, say mean things and make ridiculous mistakes. Children are strange and stupid people who deserve to be made fun of.

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Most Awkward Interactions People Had With Their Crushes

People are describing their most awkward interactions they’ve had with their crushes. The following tales are filled with moments of spontaneous fail, and an overriding lesson that no matter how much planning goes into something…anything can happen, and in these cases, awkwardness can ensue. 

People are describing their most awkward interactions they’ve had with their crushes. The following tales are filled with moments of spontaneous fail, and an overriding lesson that no matter how much planning goes into something…anything can happen, and in these cases, awkwardness can ensue. 

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Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates

You never know exactly what you’re gonna get on a first date. It could be nice, or it could be like pulling teeth. Understandably, people have a whole lot of stories of bad first dates they’ve been on, and it sure is intriguing to learn about exactly everything that can go wrong when getting to know someone.

You never know exactly what you’re gonna get on a first date. It could be nice, or it could be like pulling teeth. Understandably, people have a whole lot of stories of bad first dates they’ve been on, and it sure is intriguing to learn about exactly everything that can go wrong when getting to know someone.

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