Guy Solves A Sudoku With Only Two Squares Filled

Watching him initially think that he’s being trolled, and then slowly evolve into a place of pure delight is quite the enjoyable viewing experience. His dopamine levels must be through the roof. 

Watching him initially think that he’s being trolled, and then slowly evolve into a place of pure delight is quite the enjoyable viewing experience. His dopamine levels must be through the roof. 

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The Best Fails Of 2008

 As we continue muddling through an uncertain future full of chaos, it’s fun to look back and remember the world’s most notable fails. Existence goes hand in hand with mistakes, and some fails are bigger than others. In this case, we’re looking at the most memorable fails from 2008. Keep up with the fail compilations as we look back at more years, by following the YouTube channel, over here.

 As we continue muddling through an uncertain future full of chaos, it’s fun to look back and remember the world’s most notable fails. Existence goes hand in hand with mistakes, and some fails are bigger than others. In this case, we’re looking at the most memorable fails from 2008. Keep up with the fail compilations as we look back at more years, by following the YouTube channel, over here.

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Entitled Student Steals Designs, Gets Humiliated

This entitled and lazy student’s antics finally caught up with her. The revenge as it unfolded, could not have gone any better. Through a little coordination the classmate of “lazy student” and the teacher were able to set up a presentation, where lazy student was exposed for stealing multiple companies’ work. She gets a proper calling out in front of everyone, and hopefully absorbed the reality check for what it was. Do your own work! 

This entitled and lazy student’s antics finally caught up with her. The revenge as it unfolded, could not have gone any better. Through a little coordination the classmate of “lazy student” and the teacher were able to set up a presentation, where lazy student was exposed for stealing multiple companies’ work. She gets a proper calling out in front of everyone, and hopefully absorbed the reality check for what it was. Do your own work! 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/sgy0003 · 22h + Join 2 1 W 2 3 3 1 Steal my design and get all the credits? Enjoy getting kicked off So my friend over in Korea studies fashion design. She sometimes sends me over the sketches of the designs, and they all look amazing. (Then again, l'm not into fashion.) She is particularly interested in designing handbags and purses. She told me a story about how she shut down one of the most entitled, self-centered, lazy students on campus. Cast: Grace: Our main character

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Text - Professor: The instructor of the course Story: At first, Grace and Jane got along just fine. They were both interested in similar stuff, and quickly became bffs. Grace decided to show Jane her sketches and designs for handbags and purses, and Jane was so impressed by it. Because the sketches were in incredible detail, including all the patterns and sew lines, coupled with figurative measurements. Even Professor was impressed by it, and it was no surprise that Grace got a high mark on thei

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Text - turned out to be one of the most entitled, lazy, and selfish people that Grace has ever met. Things that JAne did to piss Grace off included, but not limited to: • Not paying attention Being late on their study session Never showed appreciation Didn't pay for coffee or snack Complaining annoyingly about how hard it was to draw something Grace pretty much gave up on her after a week, refusing to meet Jane outside of her class. Time went by and for their mid-term, everyone in the class had

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Text - stolen one of her designs. Thankfully Grace had multiple designs going on so there were no conflicts when it was her turn to present, but she was seething with rage. Grace had a meeting with the professor afterwards, and the professor knew what was going on, but couldn't really do anything with Jane because it turns out she was the daughter of the chairman (or one of the major investors, Grace said she can't recall). The chairman apparently blackmailed the professor into giving Jane the b

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Text - So you know how Grace had a bunch of sketches for the class? Well, Grace also had a separate sketchbook that had designs from major brands. MK, Coach, you name it. She never used these directly for class assignments, but rather as inspirations for her designs. Grace pretended to be all friendly with Jane again, and brought the other sketchbook on their meetings, still putting up with all the problems mentioned above. Grace secretly worked tirelessly on her new design, and did her best to

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Text - praise from the judges. After a few more presentations, the last one to go was Jane. Jane's presentation turned out to be another copycat, copying designs of not one, not two, but three different companies. After the presentation, this was how it went all down (at least according to Grace): Judge 1: So you are saying you designed all these by yourself, right? Jane: That's right Judge 1: And you swear that it really was your design, and didn't copy off from anything else, right?

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Text - Jane: I swear Judge 1: ..You are aware your designs are from (three brands)? .... Jane: huh? Judge 1: Are you aware that these are on market right now, and some of the most popular designs? Jane: Wait, hold on-

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Text - Judge 2: Yeah, I was going to bring this up. If you had worked for any brands, you would have probably been fired or worse case, sued Jane: But- Judge 2: Please, I am not done yet; Did you honestly think this would work? We (the judges) have been in the industry for over 10 years. We know a copycat when we see it. Jane: But these aren't even my designs! They are from Grace! Judge 3: (To Grace) is this true?

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Text - Grace: Yes, but l'd never use them for major projects nor call them my work; I just use sketches of them as inspirations for my own designs Judge 3: Well, that was clear from your presentation (Turning back to Jane) Now, Ms. Jane, this is a clear case of plagiarism, and I do hope your school is merciful on this matter. After the presentation was over, the chairman screamed at the professor in front of everyone, not realizing he just revealed all the blackmailing and the secret grade deal.

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Admin Tells IT Guy to Look Busy So He Runs Errands

There’s that age old problem of being hired to do a job that works on a task by task basis, but you’re still paid hourly, so half of your time is spent pretending to do your job just so management stays happy. These guys said screw that. For some funny IT stories, here are ridiculous requests IT workers received.

There’s that age old problem of being hired to do a job that works on a task by task basis, but you’re still paid hourly, so half of your time is spent pretending to do your job just so management stays happy. These guys said screw that. For some funny IT stories, here are ridiculous requests IT workers received.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/kc1328 4 days ago Cant be visibly doing nothing, it affects employees morale. No problem. oc M My buddy and I were hired to be a glorified help desk, support, hand holders for a special project. Senior management at a large corporation had their laptops upgraded including new software they had never used and major upgrades of software they had previously used. We are talking maybe 20 people spread across 3 buildings downtown, all within walking distance o

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Text - My job was to sit in a office and take calls for any issue and I mean any issue that popped into their head. The only thing more entitled than senior management are their admin people. My buddies job was to actually go to their desk and hold their hand with what ever issue they had, oh and "read the ##$! manual" was not part of the support plan :-) he was great at it. After the first couple of weeks things settled down and we received very few calls. So my buddy was sitting at some desk d

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Text - So I realized that our service level agreement said we had to respond within 30 minutes (it was always much less especially if he was in the building). So I told my buddy to fuck off, go shopping, sit in starbucks and read the paper. No one but me knew where my buddy was at any time and I was the only one who dispatched him. So I said to my buddy " do what ever you want as long as you drop what your doing and be at the persons desk within 30 minutes." And if they called for help, occasion

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Text - So my buddy went to the movies, went clothes, shoe shopping, sat in the park, Etc The busybody admin assistant called about a problem one day and said "I never see him at his desk anymore, where is he ? "I said " he is much busier now, his morale and I'm sure your staffs morale must be much better now" No one ever found out about our malicious compliance. The managers he helped loved him and wanted him to stay on. He said no until.they tripled what he was making. About a year later he was

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Tumblr Thread: A Deep Look At The Incredibles

Man, Tumblr does it again with just the kind of thread that leaves us speechless. As far as Tumblr taking us down rabbit holes goes, this one takes the cake. We get to see a deeply enjoyable analysis on a movie, “The Incredibles“, that so many of us love. There’s just no school like the old school. 

Man, Tumblr does it again with just the kind of thread that leaves us speechless. As far as Tumblr taking us down rabbit holes goes, this one takes the cake. We get to see a deeply enjoyable analysis on a movie, “The Incredibles“, that so many of us love. There’s just no school like the old school. 

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Text - silverhawk honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite

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Text - theladyspanishes I think the core of that scene for me is, when you're insane like me and you go through it frame by frame, you can work out that Gazerbeam defeated the omnidroid twice - the only super we have enough information to confirm did so. I always wondered about his body in the cave, how and why he got the password... But it makes sense. This thing goes haywire, gets an upgrade, and goes haywire again? He must have been hella suspicious! So he does what any good superhero would d

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Text - swan2swan Also Gazerbeam probably has X-ray vision-so he not only survived long enough to defeat the Omnidroid, he had the ability to see Syndrome entering the password. animagix101 Holy guacamole! I should pay more attention, I don't think I got any of that stuff! nigga-kun does anyone think about the fact that now mr. incredibles has to live w/ the fact that all his friends getting killed by syndrome could have been avoided if he had just been nicer to syndrome from the beginning

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Text - breefolk-hates-staff ^| was thinking that from the beginning reading this and was shocked it went through so many comments before anyone pointed that out. Syndrome waited until his machine was almost ready to go before asking Bob to come to Nomanisan. He also was surprised to find out that he was married to "Elastigirl", which means he likely built his list and went through everyone else before finally deciding it was time to kill Bob.

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Text - gay-jesus-probably Also, Syndrome literally didn't find Bob until the start of the movie. He found Frozone and was stalking him. If Lucius hadn't hung out with Bob, then Frozone was going to be the next one lured. There's literally a scene of Mirage realizing that the guy in the car with her target is Mr. Incredible. He wasn't going through the list, he was stalking and finding every former Super he could, luring them to the island, and then killing them, for the sake of improving his rob

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Text - and like, let's be real here in the intro Buddy was crossing the line the second he showed up, Mr. Incredible mentioned he'd been very nice to Buddy, via signing a ridiculous amount of autographs and doing pictures and stuff, and that he was not going to risk a childs life as a sidekick (albeit in less words). Buddy literally showed up by breaking into his car, and then stalked him all evening until he was arrested. That's disturbingly obsessive behavior, there's no amount of niceness tha

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Text - kiokushitaka reblogging for the last comment because blaming mr incredible for the deaths of his comrades is honestly such a weird take and i dislike how it's framed as "fact" when it's not. it's syndrome's fault and syndrome's fault alone. full stop. he murdered them because he was selfish, entitled, and obsessed with mr incredible to a fanatical degree.

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Text - andy-the-anon You know what's really great In the beginning when Mr. Incredible says, "Go home, Buddy. I work alone." He's holding up Bomb Voyage In Syndrome's flashback, he's looking down on him, no bad guy in sight Do with that info what you will

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Text - bookish-actor This is such good analysis, but it's also worth mentioning the difference between these two scenes which, supposedly depict the same thing. In the first, Bob is clearly busy, trying to keep his eyes on Bomb Voyage (a fantastic supervillain name!!!), so he is distractedly telling Buddy that he is busy and that he doesn't need help. The lighting is realistic, and although he is CLEARLY fed up with dealing with this obsessive and toxic fan, he keeps an even tone and doesn't sna

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Text - In the flashback, it's a different scenario completely!! The lighting is all focused on Bob as if he's under a spotlight and it is only the two of them. Bob's pose here is also ridiculously condescending. He has his hands on his hips like a superhero and is looking down at Buddy with contempt and scorn. In addition, when he turns to leave, he dismissively waves his hand as if saying "Get out of here." It's also interesting to note Buddy's position here. His arms are extended either in wor

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Text - It's also amazing to me how much Buddy's suit is a reflection of himself. Everything from the black and white color scheme representing his black and white way of thinking, to the huge S because here only thinks of himself. Bob's suit, however, is blue. In addition to being associated with a calming and rational thought process, I think it's also to represent that he's on the side of the police. He's not here for his own glory, he's essentially working as an extension of the police force

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Text - littlewitchlingrowan Also, let's not forget when Bob is catching Bomb Voyage and trying to keep Buddy from yeeting himself towards almost certain death, he's on his way to his own wedding. That makes two things abundantly clear: Bob doesn't have an aversion to working with other people. Remember when he runs into Elastigirl earlier in the day? She reminds him not to "forget", and he promises he won't. They were standing over a thief they ended up accidentally nabbing together, or so we th

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Text - than fine with a partner because he married his. The other is that, Bob is trying to protect Helen. She may be more than capable of handling herself, as she flirtatiously reminds Bob on the rooftop just hours before their nuptials. But the one thing that's priceless to the Supers are their secret identities. With Syndrome following Bob begging to partner with him, it puts Helen in danger. A fanatical fan like that can end up possessive, meaning once Syndrome discovers her, could see her a

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Text - Which leads me to my next point. Blaming Bob for all his friends getting killed is buying directly into Syndrome's revisionist history of Bob "rejecting" him. Remember, if Syndrome hadn't shown up to Mr. Incredible busting Bomb Voyage, none of the ensuing chaos with the bomb on the rocket boots getting dropped on the train tracks and blowing them up, causing Bob to lose Bomb Voyage, then forced to stop a speeding train, resulting in the passengers getting injured, the attempted suicide be

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Text - Hero syndrome This article relies largely or entirely on a single source. Learn more The hero syndrome is a phenomenon affecting people who seek heroism or recognition, usually by creating a situation which they can resolve. This can include unlawful acts, such as arson. The phenomenon has been noted to affect civil servants, such as firefighters, nurses, police officers, security guards and politicians.

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Text - People with hero syndrome generally cause an accident or disaster with the intention of then coming in to render aid, and become the 'hero'. The reasons for this often vary. The perpetrator may be trying to validate their own self-worth, or be seen as brave by others. In this way, hero syndrome is comparable to Munchausen syndrome. For example, an arsonist may start a house on fire so they can rescue the people inside, in an attempt to garner the respect and gratitude of the victims and a

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Text - korben600 A couple of things: - The reason Syndrome found all the other supers first (including Frozone) was because Bob kept getting fired from his jobs, forcing the government to wipe his existence from multiple companies and forcing his family to move each time that happened. He unintentionally saved his family by forcing them to relocate so often. - Two of the biggest differences between the two versions of "go home, Buddy" is the focus, and length. In Mr Incredible's version, "Go Hom

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Text - much more important because those were more important to Mr Incredible (since the first two ended the superhero movement, and the last was his wedding). Buddy, on the other hand, only flashes back to "Go home, Buddy". Which is weird because Buddy almost died later that night from a bomb on his cape, and he almost killed dozens of people on a train by dropping a bomb on them, and because of that, he was indirectly responsible for the death of supers. All three of those things should be muc

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Text - - Also, on a more sobering note, some have brought up how Incredibles 2 seems a step down from Incredibles 1, and while that's arguable, there's some related bits in there l'd like to mention. You know how there were a slew of superhero's in the movie for when they made superhero-ing legal again?

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Text - Notice anything funny about that lineup? Anything at all? Okay, here's a hint then. How many of these heroes were working before heroes got banned? How many of these new heroes are from Mr Incredible's era? Answer: None. Frozone, Elastigirl, and Mr Incredible are the only ones who were active before the ban, or more specifically, were left from those active before the ban. Think about it, Elastigirl was on the news basically continuously, there was a UN declaration on supers, any super le

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Cartoon - And it's not like she and Bob were loners who never interacted with anyone, look at their wedding day, it's packed to the gills with capes (and possibly some secret identities too): So...what happened? Syndrome happened. This isn't just some serial killer picking people at random, Syndrome systematically wiped

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Text - out an entire community of people, arguably, an entire generation of supers, since Violet, Dash, and Jack-Jack seem to be the only kid-supers in existence. That's why Elastigirl is so emotional when she's introduced to these new supers, she thought her people, barring her family and Frozone, were wiped out by Syndrome. And in a way...they were. Nobody's left from her era of superheroics. None of her old friends survived. It's just her, Bob, and Frozone left out of what was once a thriving

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Text - one by one until the population is decimated. The members of the community have to intervene themselves to slow/stop this "syndrome" because the government, which was supposed to protect them, is unaware of, or is blatantly ignoring the crisis until it starts hurting the "normal" community. Because of this "syndrome" th just this gap in this community, where an entire generation is just...missing...with the few survivors having to counsel the new, untouched generation, and helping them ac

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Photograph - And take a look at that wedding shot again.

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Photo caption - Anyone look familiar? If it's to hard to tell, at least four of the people Syndrome killed were at Bob's wedding. Mr Incredible wasn't watching supers getting killed, he was watching his friends getting killed. People he trusted enough to share his secret identity with people he trusted enough to share his wife's secret identity with. Hell, our poor boy Gazerbeam got a front row seat with Edna and their NSA agent that's usually reserved for family only.

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Text - And that's bad enough, but something else occurred to me, Bob and Helen clearly haven't been keeping in close contact with their superheroic friends, Bob asks Frozone if he's been keeping in contact with Gazerbeam, implying they haven't talked in a while. Additionally, Bob's life, and the superhero community's life, went tits up basically immediately after his wedding night. So if there was any point for them to stop talking with other supers, it'd be then. So what does that mean? It mean

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Bridezilla Announces Engagement At Friend’s Wedding

Man, that’s a low and self-centered move. This bridezilla is the queen of bridezillas. To seize the profound moment of your friend’s wedding to make an announcement about your own life situation, is the definition of toxic. That being said, it sounds like the bridezilla got what was coming to her for the stunt, years later. Can’t even imagine the look on her face when that pregnancy announcement came on the wire. 

Man, that’s a low and self-centered move. This bridezilla is the queen of bridezillas. To seize the profound moment of your friend’s wedding to make an announcement about your own life situation, is the definition of toxic. That being said, it sounds like the bridezilla got what was coming to her for the stunt, years later. Can’t even imagine the look on her face when that pregnancy announcement came on the wire. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + JOIN u/yazdon • 3d 4 3 6 Don't announce your engagement at someone else's wedding, or this might just happen to you... (Originally I posted this to r/pettyrevenge, but I think it belongs here.) Last summer I was at a cousin's wedding. His bride and her family had been close with ours since before I was born, and the couple had known each other since they were toddlers, so it was a particularly exciting event for both sides of the family.

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Text - However, after the ceremony was over and the party had only just started, one of the bridesmaids decided to announce her own engagement. The attention was immediately taken away from the newlyweds and brought to the bridesmaid (who I'll call Sarah) and her equally-smug fiancé. My cousin's wife (I'll call her Emma) didn't make a scene or utter a single negative word about Sarah. She looked like she was on the verge of tears, but she kept grinning and acted very happy for the other couple.

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Text - Sarah later picked Emma to be the maid of honor at her own wedding, which took place last weekend (I wasn't there for it, but my cousin sent me some of the best bits on snapchat and explained the whole situation). This is where the fun begins.

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Text - Emma's two much-younger sisters were the flower girls at Sarah's wedding. At the very last moment, Emma switched out the white petals in their baskets to blue ones she had secretly brought with her. She told her sisters not to say anything about it or let the bride see them until it was time to scatter them down the aisle. Sarah looked very confused upon seeing the blue petals (which didn't coordinate whatsoever with her theme), but of course she didn't say anything about it in the moment

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Text - Finally, it was time for the speeches. The speeches took place in front of a massive screen, displaying a loop of photos with Sarah and her husband, which had been compiled by Emma.

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Text - Emma took the remote that controlled the presentation screen and at first she showed some pre-approved humorous photos of Sarah with Emma and other friends to facilitate a couple lighthearted jokes. Then, at the very end, Emma said to Sarah that she must be wondering why there were blue petals instead of the white ones originally planned. That was when Emma displayed the last slide from her presentation.

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Text - Emma announced in front of everyone that she was five months pregnant, and that she'd just discovered the baby was a boy, hence the blue petals. The last slide? Her ultrasound picture. There were shocked yells and gasps, Sarah had a fit, but those involved in the scheme cheered so loudly that I sincerely regret watching the snapchat recordings with headphones. Apparently Sarah had been very nasty to her bridesmaids before, driving several of them away and forcing the others to pay ridicul

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Text - Emma and my cousin were eventually thrown out of the party, but they were all smiles. Sarah's fuming mother went to confront her outside, and Emma retorted with, "Gentle, gentle! l'm pregnant!" T reckon Sarah doesn't speak to the majority of those bridesmaids anymore. [Tl;dr] Self-important bridesmaid announces her engagement at my cousin's wedding, stealing the spotlight from him and his bride. Said bridesmaid foolishly names my cousin's wife her maid of honour and behaves like a complet

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Gems From Avatar: The Last Airbender

With Avatar: The Last Airbender making its debut on Netflix, now would seem to be the perfect time to celebrate some of the show’s shining moments. It’s a show filled with wisdom, humor, and just thoroughly enjoyable. 

With Avatar: The Last Airbender making its debut on Netflix, now would seem to be the perfect time to celebrate some of the show’s shining moments. It’s a show filled with wisdom, humor, and just thoroughly enjoyable. 

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Animated cartoon - I'LL SHOW YOU LIGHTNING! KA-CHOW!

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Cartoon - He is clearly a master of How am Igoing to find him, Uncle? evasive maneuvering. You have no idea where youtre going do you?

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Fictional character - Trust me Zuko It's not going to be much of a match Here for a rematch? frognoodle: leosboots: littlekoalaotter: "Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

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Cartoon - THE FLOWER THAT BLOOMS IN ADVERSITY IS THE MOST RARE AND BEAUTIFUL OF ALL made on tngur

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Text - "IT IS IMPORTANT TO DRAW WISDOM FROM DIFFERENT PLACES. IF YOU TAKE IT FROM ONLY ONE PLACE IT BECOMES RIGID AND STALE IROH

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Text - the-fandoms-are-cool: hackedy girlymaang all-hail-the-lady-morgana: am i the only one who is pretty sure this is a water bending move? I'm a firm believer that the best benders are those who look beyond their own element's bending techniques and discover new ways of bending. Look at Toph, she bends completely differently from other earthbenders, and she's one of the most powerful benders in the world. Look at Iroh, he devised lightning redirection from waterbending. This just shows that Z

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Cartoon - GOOD TIMES BECOME GOOD MEMORIES BUT BAD TIMES BECOME GOOD LESSONS made on ingue

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Adventure game - I need an earthbending teacher. Maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have. AVATAR SHITBENDING [evil laughter]

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Text - NICK misssavannie: rain-mirror: The moment you realize that this isn't Zuko's dad but it's Iroh holding Zuko while he's with his son. I have never been more happy and sad at the same time.

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Text - fedoraharp: carnivalofwonder: voiceofdesert-bluffs: warpfactornope: bulletproofteacup: This scene still breaks my heart each and every single time I watch it. Azula was a terrible, horrible person. She would have set the world aflame and laughed over the broken carcass of her brother. But she was fourteen. She was so ruined and twisted by her childhood and by her nation, driven to insanity by the expectations placed upon her. Azula was bad and yet I can't help but feel so terribly sorry f

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Bird - YOU THINK YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO BELIEVE THEIR WAR WAS JUSTIFIED? needlesslydefiantwithtea: "Countless others have come before you, seeking weapons or weaknesses or battle strategies!" this is one of the truly brilliant things about this show. while most kids' shows will have good vs evil conflict, atla has a war. a real war, between people, with all the moral greyness and points of view made clear. the fire nation isn't evil: it's a repressed country under the strict control of its r

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Woman Bests Water Department Workers

Nothing warms the heart like a nice case of petty revenge. It’s amazing it took them a whole year to notice. 

Nothing warms the heart like a nice case of petty revenge. It’s amazing it took them a whole year to notice. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/Angrycat11111 • ly Stupid woman bests water department workers My ex husband and I bought our home from his parents. They had the house built in the 50's. For years, father in law wanted to install a shutoff valve in the utility room to, you know, shut off the water to the whole house to do some repairs. Plumber told him it would cost a large amount of money because they could not find the shut off from the city water main at the street, the "buffalo box", a/k/a wa

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Text - When we bought the house, we decided to get the shut off valve installed. We called the water department and they sent 2 workers to shut off the water. When they arrived, I explained the problem. They went out to the front yard, walked around a bit and told me there was nothing they could do for me. According to the 2 workers, it was my problem that they could not find the buffalo box and that I should call a plumber to dig up my front yard, sidewalk, and city easement to find MY buffalo

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Text - According to these guys, as a woman, I did not know what I was talking about and they left. They were incredibly rude about it, but peons like these think they can get away with being rude to an ignorant woman like me. Fast forward to a year or so later. I get a call from the city manager asking why I hadn't paid my water bill for over a year. I told him that I wanted to pay my water bill, but I wanted them to first turn off my water. He was a bit taken aback that I WANTED them to turn of

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Text - So, I explained what the city workers told me about locating the buffalo box and their attitude about women not understanding those type of things. I also told him that if the city could not turn off my water, I would be happy to have free water forever, cuz I would never pay another bill. We had a nice long chat about the situation and he said that he would resolve my concerns. The next day, these same 2 guys show up at my house with some digging equipment and spend the whole day digging

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Text - They found the buffalo box, under the city owned sidewalk!! They fixed the buffalo box so it would be accessible and came the next day to fix the sidewalk. They asked if I wanted the water turned off, declined, and I told them I would have my plumber take care of it when we had him install the interior shutoff valve. And then I paid the water bill.

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Sales Manager Lies, Man Takes Supernova Level Revenge

This sales manager thought she was so clever, when it came time to run the performance review on the top performing sales rep. By the sound of it, the dude was crushing it. Unfortunately, the sales manager decided to treat that stellar performance with a heavy dose of dishonesty, and tried to make him out to be a poorly performing employee. Well, with the help of technology and a coworker who had some evidence on the manager’s indiscretions, she was quickly removed from her position. This is one of those revenge stories that’s just so sweet, you might want to read it again. 

This sales manager thought she was so clever, when it came time to run the performance review on the top performing sales rep. By the sound of it, the dude was crushing it. Unfortunately, the sales manager decided to treat that stellar performance with a heavy dose of dishonesty, and tried to make him out to be a poorly performing employee. Well, with the help of technology and a coworker who had some evidence on the manager’s indiscretions, she was quickly removed from her position. This is one of those revenge stories that’s just so sweet, you might want to read it again. 

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Text - r/NuclearRevenge + Join u/sting2018 • 1y My performance review that became my managers performance review Lots of folks over at O r/prorevenge suggested I post this, to summarize what happened: I was the top sales person, by a large margin at a location that was vastly under performing. My sales manager accused me of lying in front of the VP, I proved I wasn't lying, I then put out two more facts of information and as a result she was fired as a result of my performance review...enjoy. I

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Text - I was working with a B2B Sales company (we sold services to companies basically) And this company had managed to hire the most incompetent, lazy, and jealous sales manager I have ever come across. We were a team of 5 sales people and a sales manager, all 5 of us sales people hated our sales manager for various reasons but we liked her personally. I was the top sales person on the team, I was sitting at 170% of my yearly objective and was well on my way to presidents club. This is largely

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Text - Right off the bat Mrs. B hits me with "Sting you know our location hasn't been performing at objective for a number of years, and we suspect this is because sales people are misrepresenting their daily work" I'm ataken back. "Sting I don't think you are actually doing what you say you are doing in your CRM, this is something that could get you fired" I looked at Mrs. B and I said "Really?" she said "yea" | hit her back with "I'm shocked you decided to go this route" Mrs. B with a confiden

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Text - "Well Sting I'm not saying you never go in the field, I just think some days you stay at home and put in BS notes in the CRM" I said "Mrs B, pick a day, any day, pick a day you think I lied about my sales activities" So Mrs. B picks a day. Now I'm smiling ear to ear, and I'm fucking heated right now. I notice the VP is smiling at me and his head is slanted to one side, I suspected he knew Mrs. B was about to get absolutely fucking owned...and he was right.

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Text - So she gives me the day and I turn to the VP "Mr. VP are you aware of how android phones work?" VP responds "Enlighten me" I said "By default android has location services turned on, and in fact google will track where you went and when, naturally I carry my phone everywhere so lets compare what google says I did that day to what my CRM says"

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Text - So I pull up my google location services for that day, and surprise surprise is a match. Mrs. B is obviously very concerned at this point I said "I'm actually quite enjoying this performance review, lets pick another day Mrs. B" Mrs B fires back "We don't need to do that" I turn to the VP "Mr. VP would you mind picking a day?" He says "Sure what about XYZ" He pulls up my CRM, I pull my location services for that day. Guess what? Its a match.

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Text - I then get ready to pull out the big guns, "Mr. VP do you remember company XYZ with a contract value of excess of $1 million that we lost rececntly?" "Yes Sting I remember, apparently our competitor won them over on price we can't win them all" "Mr. VP, here is an email from their VP basically stating that they've decided not to go with us for our failure to provide 3 samples for them to decide on which product worked best for them" "Sting can you forward that to me?" "Sure not a problem

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Text - "Now Mr. VP I had our service department look to see if any orders had been placed for those samples, no orders were actually placed" He said "i'm going look into this" Mrs. B is fucking sweating mother fucking bullets at this point, my performance review has just turned into her performance review and shits not going right. "Mr. VP I have one more thing l'd like to bring to your attention, do you mind if I step outside for a minute so I can show you?" he said "sure, I need to have a talk

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Text - Now I need to mention that several years prior to this a general manager at another location raped a woman, the company was sued and lost a lot of money because of this. Since this incident the company put in a very clear cut policy "No sexual relations between management and people who work for them, its immediate termination for the manager" Now another sales consultant in the office, was named Joe. Joe was a married man with two beautiful kids and Mrs. B had the hots for him. She tried

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Text - All the sales staff knew what was going on, the mood in the office was lifted. Joe and I begin walking back to the conference room when the Location Manager who was not a part of the performance review saw Joe and I, he asked "Whats going on?" and Joe said "Your going need to hire a new sales manager soon" location manager was confused, he said he's coming into the meeting we said fine. I knocked on the door, Mr. VP said come on in so I did. There we stood, Joe, myself, and the location m

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Text - "Mr VP I just want to clarify a company policy" "sure" "Is it true that if a manager tried to engage in a sexual relationship with a direct report that its immediate termination for that manager?" Mr. VP sits up straight, takes a moment and goes "Yes, if something like that came to my attention my hands would be tied l'd have to fire the manager" I said "Well Joe has something he wants to show you" Mrs. B got up and walked out of the conference room, she was about to cry you could tell. H

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Text - The VP asked him to screen shot those and email those over, Joe said he would. Then the VP said "I'm going need both of you to go back to the sales office, the location manager and I have some talking to do" We walk back into the sales office, I noticed the sales manager office had looked cleaned out, apparently Mrs. B was balling, she was a wreck and crying, and said she was going home. Joe laughed and said "Yea she won't be coming back" It was about 20-25 minutes when the VP came into t

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Text - I sat down and the VP said "Well, I would like to inform you that Mrs. B has been terminated effectively immediately, with this being said after your performance review, and looking over your numbers you are our top sales rep in this location and deserve nothing short of stellar remarks on your review and you'll be getting that" I said "Thank you, I do have one question?" he said "Sure, anything" "How do I apply for new sales manager job that just opened up"

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Text - Mr. VP laughed and said "You sure do you like to strike while the iron is hot don't you?" I said I do, he said he would let the location manager know and l'd be able to put in my application. I thanked him and he said "No, thank you In my 35 years of being in sales and sales management that was by far the most interesting performance review I have ever witnessed" I did not end up getting promoted, I ended up quiting shortly after this

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Text - I ended up quitting shortly after this because they decided to not promote me and instead hired a guy with no sales experience to be our sales manager, and this rubbed me the wrong way. Also our service department sucked and couldn't deliver on what I was selling, and another company offered me more money

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Conan O’Brien’s Associate Producer Goes On Star Trek Rant

We get a truly comprehensive, impressive rant from Conan O’Brien’s Associate Producer, Jordan Schlansky, on why Star Wars is better than Star Trek. His brain was clearly up for the challenge. Apparently the rant was supposed to end much sooner, but Conan and his team didn’t cut him off. Thank goodness. 

We get a truly comprehensive, impressive rant from Conan O’Brien’s Associate Producer, Jordan Schlansky, on why Star Wars is better than Star Trek. His brain was clearly up for the challenge. Apparently the rant was supposed to end much sooner, but Conan and his team didn’t cut him off. Thank goodness. 

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Tumblr Thread: Woman Shows Uses For Uruk-Hai Scimitar

Oh yes, Tumblr pulls through again with a random gem. This woman shows off the multiple ways one can go about using a Uruk-Hai Scimitar around the house to get stuff done. She is certainly brave enough. If you’re interested in more random gems from Tumblr, surf through this list.

Oh yes, Tumblr pulls through again with a random gem. This woman shows off the multiple ways one can go about using a Uruk-Hai Scimitar around the house to get stuff done. She is certainly brave enough. If you’re interested in more random gems from Tumblr, surf through this list.

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Arm - As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar. zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

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AT&T Tries To Lie To Customer, Customer Takes Revenge

This customer was having none of the shady antics, real or not, from AT&T. Sounds like the scenario involved some lies, some false marks on the credit, and ultimately manifested in the customer getting services switched off of AT&T, which cost the company thousands of dollars. Ouch, indeed. 

This customer was having none of the shady antics, real or not, from AT&T. Sounds like the scenario involved some lies, some false marks on the credit, and ultimately manifested in the customer getting services switched off of AT&T, which cost the company thousands of dollars. Ouch, indeed. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/TheThinGreenGiant • 5h AT&T tries to screw me over $139, I actually screw them out of $72,000 Skip to the bottom for the TL;DR if you don't want to read about my arduous trip through customer service hell. After my wife and I got married last year we decided that we should both get on the same phone plan. We went down to the AT&T store and met with a rep who told us we'd both be on an unlimited plan for $70/mo all-in, including taxes and fees. I was very specific

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Text - about getting the all-in price for the service. It seemed like a decent deal, so we signed up. 2 days later I log in to the website and see that there's already a bill for $139. I call up a rep to see what's up and they tell me that between the activation fees, taxes, and surcharges, the bill was correct. I told them what the salesperson told me and they basically told me to pound sand. I promptly told them I wanted to cancel the service and wanted the $139 waived. They said they could ca

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Text - So I figure since I already have to pay for the month, and I don't want to lose my phone number I will just get a new carrier and cancel when I'm ready. So I do my research and find Visible (which is EXCELLENT), and we make the switch. I call back to AT&T and inform them that we have switched carriers and want to cancel the service. I again ask for a refund. The rep informs me that since I have had the service for 4 days thatI am not entitled to a refund. He tells me to read the fine prin

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Text - 3 days to cancel for a full refund. I'm now fuming because the first CSR that I talked to on day 2 denied me a refund if I canceled. I ask for the next level of CSR and they send me to a customer care and retention person. I explain the entire fiasco to him, and how I feel that I have now been lied to twice by AT&T reps (sales rep and first CSR). He is a really cool guy and apologizes and says he'll take care of it and will completely waive the bill. I am very thankful and hang up thinkin

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Text - Fast forward a month and I get an AT&T bill in the mail saying my payment was not received and is now late. I again pick up the phone and call AT&T. I eventually make my way through 2 CSR reps until I get back to the customer care and retention department. This time I did not have the chill dude, instead, I got a very smarmy woman who said that the bill was due and l'd owe the entire amount. I asked her to please check the CSR notes and that the last guy told me he would waive the amount.

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Text - Two weeks go by, no response. I call again. This time I get a very nice lady that is sympathetic. She says she'll waive the bill. She comes back and tells me that she can't do anything because the BILL HAS ALREADY BEEN SENT TO COLLECTIONS. She said not to worry and that she'll send a letter to collections to have them waive the debt. I ask if this will go on my credit report and she says no, and that they'll take care of it. Six months later I get a letter in the mail from Sequium Asset S

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Text - I get an alert that I have a negative mark on my credit. I go in and sure enough Sequium has indicated that the amount is in collections. I immediately write letters to all three bureaus requesting that they remove the remark. A month goes by and every single one of the bureaus removes the mark (thank God). Another 3 months go by and then I get a letter from Sunrise Credit Services in NY again trying to collect on the debt. This is truly unbelievable because it appears that Sequium couldn

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Text - That's where this part of the story ends. Who knows what will happen next? I could file a lawsuit but the filing fee alone would be more than the amount owed. Here's the thing; I am not cash strapped. I am blessed enough that I could easily pay the $139 without making a dent in my budget. I have lost 5x that amount in hours spent on the phone and writing letters. But I am determined to go to the mat with AT&T on principle alone.

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Text - This brings us to the revenge stage. You see, in addition to my day job as an attorney, I am an elected city councilman in my town, and when I was going over our monthly expenses I noticed that we were paying AT&T close to $6,000 A MONTH for our phones, internet, and TV services. We're a fairly small town so it was pretty obvious that we were being bent over by these clowns and that we could save a ton of money by switching. I started working with our City Manager and IT Director on findi

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Text - meeting agenda and the council voted to pass it. We decided to completely cut ties with AT&T. Our city is saving a ton of money, getting better service, and with the money we saved from switching we were able to hire another part-time animal shelter employee which we desperately needed. I highly doubt our city would've considered switching if I didn't make such a stink about it. AT&T will end up losing hundreds of thousands over the coming years because of this. I hope it was worth it AT&

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Text - TL;DR AT&T lied to me 3+ times, put false marks on my credit, and made me spend countless hours on the phone and sending letters to fix it. I am a city councilman and found out we could save 50% by switching all of our services from AT&T which saved our City thousands and cost AT&T a $72k a year contract. Edit: Thanks for the Gold!

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Announcer Makes Crazy Prediction At Baseball Game

Dude probably wrote Simpsons episodes too. We know how strangely accurate that show has been for predicting the future.

Dude probably wrote Simpsons episodes too. We know how strangely accurate that show has been for predicting the future.

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Foods People Would Serve To Torment Gordon Ramsay

Someone started a fun AskReddit thread on the various foods that people could cook, prepare, etc. torment Gordon Ramsay to no end. We can just imagine Gordon foaming at the mouth, red faced, and lost in an abyss of rage over these abominations. Who knows what he’d come up with in the way of those iconic Gordon Ramsay roasts in response to these foods.

Someone started a fun AskReddit thread on the various foods that people could cook, prepare, etc. torment Gordon Ramsay to no end. We can just imagine Gordon foaming at the mouth, red faced, and lost in an abyss of rage over these abominations. Who knows what he’d come up with in the way of those iconic Gordon Ramsay roasts in response to these foods.

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Text - Egg-MacGuffin • 16h A tiny piece of the most delicious food in the universe. He'll be tormented for the rest of his life. Nothing else can compare. Everything tastes like sand compared to that. And he'll never have it again.

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Text - Sir_twitch • 13h Cheesecake. Made with Velveeta, but don't tell him. Also, no salt.

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Text - Apex112358 • 16h Plain Greek yogurt, forever

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AskReddit Thread: People’s Favorite Clean Insults

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the clean insults that exist without the swear words attached. It’s a fun variation on those typical rare insults that we often see online, that usually have the profanity attached. Instead, we get to enjoy some insults that keep it nice and friendly (enough), free of the cussing. Fun stuff. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the clean insults that exist without the swear words attached. It’s a fun variation on those typical rare insults that we often see online, that usually have the profanity attached. Instead, we get to enjoy some insults that keep it nice and friendly (enough), free of the cussing. Fun stuff. 

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Text - RunDNA • 3h Robert Muldoon, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, once said that the annual exodus of Kiwis to Australia raised the average IQ of both countries.

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Text - QuietlySmirking • 3h If brain cells were bombs, you couldn't blow your nose.

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Text - DeltaBeaner • 3h you're hat is a bad hat it works for everything situation even if they don't have a hat because no hat == bad hat

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Text - norbiplaymc • 4h You're more salty than McDonald's fries

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Text - Mystenon • 3h You're the visual representation of the word "mistake".

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Text - spdrv89 • 3h I hope your day is as lovely as you are

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Text - Back2Bach • 3h "I wish I were among the people that don't know you. I feel so jealous of them."

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Text - Froglottery • 2h "Even Bob Ross would call you a mistake" Brutal and wrong

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Text - jigitafoo • 3h Saying yes ma'am to my dad

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Text - notwithagoat •3h Id agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

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White - MercutioElessar • 4h "Please excuse me".

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Text - Idrinknailpolish • 2h "You have a face for radio." So subtle. So brutal.

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Text - rinimens • 3h "You absolute piece of..." followed by literally anything, as long as you use a British accent.

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Text - Chihiro-with-a-gun • 3h 12-Piece ChickenMc Nobody

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Text - neverbeaten • 3h When god made you, he poured your brains in with a teaspoon, and someone was shaking his arm.

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Text - fatbird666 • 2h I got called a "rodeo clown" once. (I live in the U.K). We dont even have rodeos. No idea what that means. Maybe it was a compliment? They do have a tough job.

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Text - JustAnotherAviatrix • 1h Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, SCRUFFY-LOOKING NERF HERDER!!! "Malfunctiong little twerp" is also a good one.

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Text - НЕЕ НЕЕ_1 . 2h You shouldnt play hide and seek, you. no one would look for

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Text - ImaCroissant13 • 3h Cotton headed ninny muggin

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Text - sm363 • 4h "Is this coffee bitter? No, must be you."

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Text - sly-ders • 1h Not an insult but more argumentative words: "Eat rocks!"

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