Worst Pickup Lines Ever Heard/Used

In a recent AskReddit thread, folks are sharing the worst pickup lines that they’ve ever heard or used. As it turns out, using intentionally terrible pickup lines that maintain the necessary level of social decency, can work wonders when it comes to breaking the ice. Sometimes those outlandish pickup lines one could never imagine themselves saying, actually work. Life is strange. Of course, those very pickup lines can backfire in glorious fashion as well. 

In a recent AskReddit thread, folks are sharing the worst pickup lines that they’ve ever heard or used. As it turns out, using intentionally terrible pickup lines that maintain the necessary level of social decency, can work wonders when it comes to breaking the ice. Sometimes those outlandish pickup lines one could never imagine themselves saying, actually work. Life is strange. Of course, those very pickup lines can backfire in glorious fashion as well. 

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Funny Times People’s Brains Went On Autopilot

Sometimes the brain clocks out for the day. Yes, these folks experienced some hilarious autopilot moments. You know, when you’re in one environment, maybe at work, but some part of your brain thinks that you’re elsewhere. Sometimes this comes about through sleep deprivation, while other times, it seems to be a totally random misfiring of neurons. Naturally, the resulting moments make for hilarious fails. 

Sometimes the brain clocks out for the day. Yes, these folks experienced some hilarious autopilot moments. You know, when you’re in one environment, maybe at work, but some part of your brain thinks that you’re elsewhere. Sometimes this comes about through sleep deprivation, while other times, it seems to be a totally random misfiring of neurons. Naturally, the resulting moments make for hilarious fails. 

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Slang Terms Dads Can Use To Embarrass Their Daughters

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the slang terms that dads can use the next time they want to embarrass their daughters. You can just picture silly dads breaking these out the next time they’re possessed with the urge to make their kids feel awkward. Oh boy. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the slang terms that dads can use the next time they want to embarrass their daughters. You can just picture silly dads breaking these out the next time they’re possessed with the urge to make their kids feel awkward. Oh boy. 

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Things That Really Make People Cringe

Cringe to oblivion and beyond. Yes, people are sharing those things that just really make them cringe, in a recent AskReddit thread. Things like telling your “friends” that you have an imaginary significant other, or being an obnoxious flirt that has no sense of people’s boundaries, are just the kinds of cringey things that fill up this unsettling thread. 

Cringe to oblivion and beyond. Yes, people are sharing those things that just really make them cringe, in a recent AskReddit thread. Things like telling your “friends” that you have an imaginary significant other, or being an obnoxious flirt that has no sense of people’s boundaries, are just the kinds of cringey things that fill up this unsettling thread. 

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Crazy Rumors About Americans That Ended Up Being True

This AskReddit thread explores various, crazy rumors that non-Americans heard about Americans that ended up being true. Stuff like Americans drinking out of red solo cups, the size of drinks, milk being packaged and distributed in gallons, and the sink water not tasting like garbage (in some places), are actually real life. 

This AskReddit thread explores various, crazy rumors that non-Americans heard about Americans that ended up being true. Stuff like Americans drinking out of red solo cups, the size of drinks, milk being packaged and distributed in gallons, and the sink water not tasting like garbage (in some places), are actually real life. 

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People’s Tinder Horror Stories

Tinder always delivers. People are describing their most memorable Tinder horror stories. The strange world of online dating is susceptible to people meeting up, and things going south, hard, at the drop of a menu. Anyone using the app, and going on dates with it, kind of rolls the dice at a certain point. In these particular scenarios, things did not go as people would’ve hoped. 

Tinder always delivers. People are describing their most memorable Tinder horror stories. The strange world of online dating is susceptible to people meeting up, and things going south, hard, at the drop of a menu. Anyone using the app, and going on dates with it, kind of rolls the dice at a certain point. In these particular scenarios, things did not go as people would’ve hoped. 

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Lawyers’ Best Gotcha Moments

Sometimes criminals are criminally dumb. Sometimes, it’s as if lawyers experience the wonderful sensation of euphoria that comes from having someone else do their job for them. And usually that process is carried out by those individuals in mindless fashion. 

Sometimes criminals are criminally dumb. Sometimes, it’s as if lawyers experience the wonderful sensation of euphoria that comes from having someone else do their job for them. And usually that process is carried out by those individuals in mindless fashion. 

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People Imagine Gordon Ramsay Roasting Their Kitchens

Gordon Ramsay would have his way with a whole lot of kitchens out there. The infamous wordsmith, the roast master, the creator of such savage rare insults that people melt before his eyes, would no doubt tear into most kitchens. It’s just part of what he does. That being said, these folks offered up their kitchen setups as tribute to a fun thread about how Gordon Ramsay would roast them to oblivion. Check out people’s favorite Gordon Ramsay insults over here.

Gordon Ramsay would have his way with a whole lot of kitchens out there. The infamous wordsmith, the roast master, the creator of such savage rare insults that people melt before his eyes, would no doubt tear into most kitchens. It’s just part of what he does. That being said, these folks offered up their kitchen setups as tribute to a fun thread about how Gordon Ramsay would roast them to oblivion. Check out people’s favorite Gordon Ramsay insults over here.

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Dumbest Lies Friends Told To Impress That Failed Terribly

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest lies they heard told by other folks, that ended up failing terribly. Some folks get so caught up in weaving the webs of their own lies, that it almost seems like they themselves are believing the lies that they’re saying. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest lies they heard told by other folks, that ended up failing terribly. Some folks get so caught up in weaving the webs of their own lies, that it almost seems like they themselves are believing the lies that they’re saying. 

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Movie Cliches People Never Really See

If only life were like the movies, but most of the time, no such luck. Yes, it’d be nice to cruise carelessly down freeways with no traffic in sight, in the middle of rush hour. Yes, it’d be beautiful to have a flowing conversation between a group of people, where nobody is talking over each other. For now, we get to experience those pleasant moments on movies. If we’re lucky, we see some of it carry over into our actual lives. 

If only life were like the movies, but most of the time, no such luck. Yes, it’d be nice to cruise carelessly down freeways with no traffic in sight, in the middle of rush hour. Yes, it’d be beautiful to have a flowing conversation between a group of people, where nobody is talking over each other. For now, we get to experience those pleasant moments on movies. If we’re lucky, we see some of it carry over into our actual lives. 

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18 Americans Explain What They Were Surprised To Learn Is Strictly ‘Murican

When you’ve lived in one place your whole life, you get used to the various customs and behaviors that are standard in your country. So much so that traveling abroad can be a huge culture shock for a lot of people. These American Redditors are sharing the things they realized are completely unique to American culture.

When you’ve lived in one place your whole life, you get used to the various customs and behaviors that are standard in your country. So much so that traveling abroad can be a huge culture shock for a lot of people. These American Redditors are sharing the things they realized are completely unique to American culture.

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Gaping Plot Holes In Movies People Can’t Get Over

When the flow of logic in a film is disrupted in such a way that it takes the viewer of the film out of the experience, and into a mental roadblock, it’s a bummer. Some plot holes are just too big for people to look past, and ultimately be able to enjoy the film. Consistency can go a long way in immersing the audience in the storyline, as it was meant to be experienced. Another plot hole covered recently, was that plot hole we can often see in zombie apocalypse movies/shows. Tumblr did it justice.

When the flow of logic in a film is disrupted in such a way that it takes the viewer of the film out of the experience, and into a mental roadblock, it’s a bummer. Some plot holes are just too big for people to look past, and ultimately be able to enjoy the film. Consistency can go a long way in immersing the audience in the storyline, as it was meant to be experienced. Another plot hole covered recently, was that plot hole we can often see in zombie apocalypse movies/shows. Tumblr did it justice.

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“Edgiest” Things People Did That Backfired

People are looking back on the “edgiest” things they did in attempts to be cool, which ultimately resulted in them realizing later on down the road, that said actions were anything but cool. Whether it was punching trees to try and impress a crush, or maybe Naruto running through the halls; it’d seem the harder people tried to be cool, the further away they fell from being just that. 

People are looking back on the “edgiest” things they did in attempts to be cool, which ultimately resulted in them realizing later on down the road, that said actions were anything but cool. Whether it was punching trees to try and impress a crush, or maybe Naruto running through the halls; it’d seem the harder people tried to be cool, the further away they fell from being just that. 

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Weirdest Things People Believed As Kids

People are sharing the weirdest and most outlandish things they believed as children. It’s no surprise that our minds are ripe for hatching up all kinds of irrational and creative beliefs, while we’re kids. Whether it’s something fun like believing in a Cheerios Bee, or maybe something more sinister like believing in a scary alien creature that lives in the vents in your house; kids really dig deep for what they believe could be a real thing. 

People are sharing the weirdest and most outlandish things they believed as children. It’s no surprise that our minds are ripe for hatching up all kinds of irrational and creative beliefs, while we’re kids. Whether it’s something fun like believing in a Cheerios Bee, or maybe something more sinister like believing in a scary alien creature that lives in the vents in your house; kids really dig deep for what they believe could be a real thing. 

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Window Washers’ Most Memorable Sights On The Job

Window washers and people that have heard stories from window washers, are sharing those ridiculous moments people witnessed other people acting all kinds of ridiculous behind windows. It’s amazing what kinds of strange and unexplainable stuff human beings can get up to, when they think they’re in full privacy, and that nobody is watching them through those windows. These are absurd and hilarious. 

Window washers and people that have heard stories from window washers, are sharing those ridiculous moments people witnessed other people acting all kinds of ridiculous behind windows. It’s amazing what kinds of strange and unexplainable stuff human beings can get up to, when they think they’re in full privacy, and that nobody is watching them through those windows. These are absurd and hilarious. 

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Pawn Shop Owners Share Best Reactions They’ve Seen

Someone on AskReddit asked for pawn shop owners to describe the best reactions they’ve seen from people that tried to sell worthless stuff. People are prone toward losing their minds, when they find out that that possession they were trying to sell, is in fact worthless to the pawn shop owner. It can be a humbling process. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for pawn shop owners to describe the best reactions they’ve seen from people that tried to sell worthless stuff. People are prone toward losing their minds, when they find out that that possession they were trying to sell, is in fact worthless to the pawn shop owner. It can be a humbling process. 

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Ridiculously Clueless Replies To Serious Questions

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most absurd, clueless replies they’ve received to serious questions. Sometimes communication between individuals falls apart, and confusion takes the stage. These replies just came right out of left field. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most absurd, clueless replies they’ve received to serious questions. Sometimes communication between individuals falls apart, and confusion takes the stage. These replies just came right out of left field. 

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Funniest Moments In Online Classes So Far

Due to the Coronavirus, classes across the world have shifted to the online realm. From there, it’s been a rollercoaster of occasionally technologically challenged teachers trying to navigate online classrooms via resources like Zoom; and then students acting like scoundrels because they think that the webcam and/or microphone is off. Now more than ever, it is key to ensure that that is the case. 

Due to the Coronavirus, classes across the world have shifted to the online realm. From there, it’s been a rollercoaster of occasionally technologically challenged teachers trying to navigate online classrooms via resources like Zoom; and then students acting like scoundrels because they think that the webcam and/or microphone is off. Now more than ever, it is key to ensure that that is the case. 

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Things People Do When Stressed Out

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the various things that they do when they’re stressed out or annoyed. Whether it’s stepping outside to grab some fresh air right before you shout a storm of curse words into the sky, or maybe something more chill, like diving into your favorite video game; we all have our preferred coping mechanism. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the various things that they do when they’re stressed out or annoyed. Whether it’s stepping outside to grab some fresh air right before you shout a storm of curse words into the sky, or maybe something more chill, like diving into your favorite video game; we all have our preferred coping mechanism. 

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Twenty-Three Men Share What Made Them Walk Out Of A Date

Red flags are one thing. But to make someone straight up walk out of a date is another. Sh*t’s gotta be serious. Redditor u/PorridgeBeforeBed took to ther/AskMen subreddit to ask members to share their ejection-worthy date stories. We’ll give you some spoilers: a lot of people are addicted to their phones, a lot of people are looking for free meals, and others don’t seem to understand that a date is between two people. The stories are disappointing, but not seriously surprising. So strap in, get your reading glasses, and learn what not to do on a romantic evening.

Red flags are one thing. But to make someone straight up walk out of a date is another. Sh*t’s gotta be serious. Redditor u/PorridgeBeforeBed took to ther/AskMen subreddit to ask members to share their ejection-worthy date stories. We’ll give you some spoilers: a lot of people are addicted to their phones, a lot of people are looking for free meals, and others don’t seem to understand that a date is between two people. The stories are disappointing, but not seriously surprising. So strap in, get your reading glasses, and learn what not to do on a romantic evening.

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