Absurd Things People Said In Complete Seriousness

Most of us have been in a situation where we’ve laughed at the wrong time. Maybe someone gave you outlandish news, or said something so completely stupid that anyone with decent social skills would assume that they’re joking. These people were not joking. You remember those moments when someone says something dumb and you just laugh at them. For some sweet failure, here are classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

Most of us have been in a situation where we’ve laughed at the wrong time. Maybe someone gave you outlandish news, or said something so completely stupid that anyone with decent social skills would assume that they’re joking. These people were not joking. You remember those moments when someone says something dumb and you just laugh at them. For some sweet failure, here are classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

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Funniest Moments In Online Classes So Far

Due to the Coronavirus, classes across the world have shifted to the online realm. From there, it’s been a rollercoaster of occasionally technologically challenged teachers trying to navigate online classrooms via resources like Zoom; and then students acting like scoundrels because they think that the webcam and/or microphone is off. Now more than ever, it is key to ensure that that is the case. 

Due to the Coronavirus, classes across the world have shifted to the online realm. From there, it’s been a rollercoaster of occasionally technologically challenged teachers trying to navigate online classrooms via resources like Zoom; and then students acting like scoundrels because they think that the webcam and/or microphone is off. Now more than ever, it is key to ensure that that is the case. 

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Absurd Lying Stranger Won’t Pay for Rug, Thinks They’ve Won

Nothing is the same type of annoying as a dumb person who thinks they’ve just defeated you. Such is this low balling stranger who made the unreasonable demand for this rug, obviously lies about buying a different one, and is so dumb that they don’t understand a rhetorical situation and believe that they’ve caught the seller in a lie. Pretty childish.

Nothing is the same type of annoying as a dumb person who thinks they’ve just defeated you. Such is this low balling stranger who made the unreasonable demand for this rug, obviously lies about buying a different one, and is so dumb that they don’t understand a rhetorical situation and believe that they’ve caught the seller in a lie. Pretty childish.

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Entitled People Who Need to Pack Up Their Absurd Demands

Some folks have a problem when it comes to asking for free stuff. Be it scammy influencers, horrible Karens, dudes who want to bully you into selling a truck for 50 bucks or people who want you to work for free, there are absurd demands being flung every which way. It seems like the world just has to forever deal with entitled folks.

Some folks have a problem when it comes to asking for free stuff. Be it scammy influencers, horrible Karens, dudes who want to bully you into selling a truck for 50 bucks or people who want you to work for free, there are absurd demands being flung every which way. It seems like the world just has to forever deal with entitled folks.

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Moments of Facepalm to Boost that Self-Esteem

Wash your hands and get them ready to meet our face. Moments like these are ones where you wish with all your might that people are joking. Then you think about all the ignorance you’ve seen in person and you realize they’re probably not. For another self-esteem boost, here are some more daunting moments of disappointing facepalm.

Wash your hands and get them ready to meet our face. Moments like these are ones where you wish with all your might that people are joking. Then you think about all the ignorance you’ve seen in person and you realize they’re probably not. For another self-esteem boost, here are some more daunting moments of disappointing facepalm.

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Entitled People and Their Absurd Demands

People are out here demanding stuff for way below its actual value, wanting free junk and being rude about it, and asking people to work for them for free among other things. Entitled people have a laughable boldness and we’re not sure if it actually gets them anything. It seems like no matter the obstacles in their way, they keep up with their unreasonable demands.

People are out here demanding stuff for way below its actual value, wanting free junk and being rude about it, and asking people to work for them for free among other things. Entitled people have a laughable boldness and we’re not sure if it actually gets them anything. It seems like no matter the obstacles in their way, they keep up with their unreasonable demands.

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Owner Levels With Customer Who Complains Over Dollar Taco

When this guy complained over a taco, the owner got realistic with him about what it costs to sell one taco for a dollar and change, especially when you bring credit card charges into it. Sometimes folks have unreasonable demands, and these entitled people need to abandon their nonsense. For a real good one, here’s an entitled mom who lashed out when her babysitter got a better job.

When this guy complained over a taco, the owner got realistic with him about what it costs to sell one taco for a dollar and change, especially when you bring credit card charges into it. Sometimes folks have unreasonable demands, and these entitled people need to abandon their nonsense. For a real good one, here’s an entitled mom who lashed out when her babysitter got a better job.

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Entitled People Who Need to Chill With Their Demands

Sure, everyone likes free stuff, but typically the way to get that free stuff is wait until it’s offered. These people went out of their way to demand crap from other people, and oh man are they not gonna get it. Unreasonably entitled individuals are everywhere, from customers, reviewers and business owners to straight up strangers.

Sure, everyone likes free stuff, but typically the way to get that free stuff is wait until it’s offered. These people went out of their way to demand crap from other people, and oh man are they not gonna get it. Unreasonably entitled individuals are everywhere, from customers, reviewers and business owners to straight up strangers.

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Ridiculous and Disappointing Times Satire Went Over People’s Heads

Satire can go over people’s heads. Some folks seem to have a really hard time figuring out the difference between real news and obvious, absurd joke news. Sometimes it’s funny when someone is ignorant enough to believe millions of people died on Black Friday, but when people refuse to see the jokes or think that it was made to deceive them, it’s gets into the territory of “kind of upsetting.” 

Satire can go over people’s heads. Some folks seem to have a really hard time figuring out the difference between real news and obvious, absurd joke news. Sometimes it’s funny when someone is ignorant enough to believe millions of people died on Black Friday, but when people refuse to see the jokes or think that it was made to deceive them, it’s gets into the territory of “kind of upsetting.” 

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A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings

If liking dumb puns makes us stupid, then no changes there. We feel comfortable acknowledging our torrid love affair with clever and horrible wordplay. We’re fans of dad jokes and dumb puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. Here are some extra dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.

If liking dumb puns makes us stupid, then no changes there. We feel comfortable acknowledging our torrid love affair with clever and horrible wordplay. We’re fans of dad jokes and dumb puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. Here are some extra dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.

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Funny and Sad Times Satire Went Way Over People’s Heads

Either these people didn’t want to get the joke and decided these insane headlines were “fake news” or they thought they were completely true and responded in kind. Makes you feel sad about people’s inability to differentiate obvious satire from actual news, but it is pretty funny. Mistaken people don’t understand satire kind of a lot.

Either these people didn’t want to get the joke and decided these insane headlines were “fake news” or they thought they were completely true and responded in kind. Makes you feel sad about people’s inability to differentiate obvious satire from actual news, but it is pretty funny. Mistaken people don’t understand satire kind of a lot.

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Trashy Moments Of Humanity Not On Its A-Game

Most people are on a general course of self improvement, trying to be more kind, sympathetic, and generally productive. Then there’s also folks who just choose to make things harder for other people, and do trashy things that belong in a landfill. Extreme trashiness can come from every level of society.

Most people are on a general course of self improvement, trying to be more kind, sympathetic, and generally productive. Then there’s also folks who just choose to make things harder for other people, and do trashy things that belong in a landfill. Extreme trashiness can come from every level of society.

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Frustrating Signs Someone Lives On Their Parents Money

Some of the most frustrating moments in life are when you work at a job that you feel lucky to have, and then realizing your coworker comes in late and does a bad job because they don’t even need the money. Life has it’s disappointing moments of rich kid syndrome.

Some of the most frustrating moments in life are when you work at a job that you feel lucky to have, and then realizing your coworker comes in late and does a bad job because they don’t even need the money. Life has it’s disappointing moments of rich kid syndrome.

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Signs That Are Too Scary for Their Own Good

We’re happy that people take it upon themselves to warn other people of the world’s potential dangers. It’s just sometimes the signs themselves get the better of us and give us extra chills. Some aren’t even intentionally scary. Let’s face it, there are some ominous signs out there that are just too good at being spooky.

We’re happy that people take it upon themselves to warn other people of the world’s potential dangers. It’s just sometimes the signs themselves get the better of us and give us extra chills. Some aren’t even intentionally scary. Let’s face it, there are some ominous signs out there that are just too good at being spooky.

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Stupid and Fantastic Antiques Roadshow Gag Captions

Keaton Patti is a funny and absurd writer who’s responsible for these wacky re-captions, as well as ridiculous “bot-written” scripts such as this Diners Drive-Ins And Dives script or this Olive Garden Commercial. We’re here for the controlled insanity and reworking of something as near and dear to our hearts as Antiques Roadshow.

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Extremely Trashy Moments That Escaped from The Landfill

Life is a roller coaster of high highs and low lows. Some of these low moments are extremely trashy in nature. Most people wouldn’t steal someone’s ashes or jog around a city pooping behind cars, but alas, incredibly trashy moments still happen, and they are freakin’ ridiculous. 

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