George Washington Memes That Depict The First President As An Absent Father

Here’s an interesting bit of historical trivia: George Washington helped raise step-children from wife Martha Washington’s previous marriage, but the two never had biological children since George was likely left sterile after a bout of smallpox. Of course, we’re pretty sure George was incredibly sad about this too, but these memes paint him as absent and Martha as baby-crazy. Despite their historical inaccuracy, we found them hilarious, and we’re pretty sure you will too. 

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Stock photography - roses are red violets are children dammit martha

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People - i got u a wedding present martha tofor is it children dammit no martha

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People - martha, that child thing touched my hands be nice do u not know what germs are martha

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Canidae - so i adopted this lafayette kid aw yiss calm down martha

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Poster - u have some visitors better not be those damn ghost children again dammit martha *o0000000000*

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Fashion - do u need anything from the store moar children no martha

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Art - hey there kiddo martha put the net down

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Art - don't let martha get fireworks or children

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People - martha what u let the ghost children back in didn't you

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Photo caption - I see you adopted another random kid we need 12 more Martha, no

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Art - get this child thing off of me

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Text - HEY i told u kids to stay in ur roomS go back thru that wall now marthaaaaaaaaaaa the children are floating again

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Sitting - did you take the kids to soccer practice we fired cannons in the backyard u had one job george

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History - she's adopting more behind my back isn't she martha stop

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Soldier - I'm the Father of ur Country and ur children

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Horse - do u like our halloween decorations those are our children george scared the hell out of me

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Stage - i'm dying *o000odo000* golly geez stop imitating the children george cut some eyeholes in this sheet martha

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People - don't trick or treat near my house why not martha has child radar yref

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Photograph - the census bureau has lost count of ur children FOR FRICKIN FUDGE SAKE MARTHA

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Tree - congratulations the entire orphanage was adopted yesterday marthaaaaaaaaaaa

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Sitting - i'm gonna read this family the best goshdamn story you ever heard not the one about the british spoilers martha

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Art - trick or treaters at the door martha let the ghost children answer it Scare the hell out of them no george free candy martha

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Text - ghost children ate ur cake there's icing on ur mouth george banish the ghost children martha

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Dog - one day all this will be yours hat? no that's mine dammit

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Art - get this child thing off of me

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Painting - this child sure makes a good arm rest

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Art - *0000 OoooOoo srsly martha lock the damn doors

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