Fifty-Five Memes Of Assorted Quality

As we blast into another sad weekend with nothing to do, let’s take a minute to enjoy some memes. They’re a low-pressure and, at least for right now, low-guilt activity with which to expend ones dullest hours. This assortment ofamusing tweets, Tumblr posts, and memes is just the tip of the iceberg. If you find yourself needing more, check out some of our latest meme galleries here and here. Happy scrolling! 

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Photo caption - "You'll get no where in life sitting around doing nothing all day!" Me

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Product - Introverted Introverted people people on social in real life media

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Cartoon - keep my solar panels in the sun all day?" "How else would

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Text - O pommebayalacroix the 8th deadly sin, gaming lovetten gaming is a combination of greed (gamer money), gluttony (potion and munch), envy (friend gets epic loot and you don't), wrath (nerd rage), sloth (all day gaming), lust (titty game), and pride (epic accomplishment) gaming is not the 8th sin, it's all of them froge holy shit... signal boost

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Cartoon - me: "why does my back always hurt?" my sleeping position: stfu @AceSpur · 10h Caption this

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Text - I grew up thinking I was a Disney princess. Turns out I'm this lady

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Text - thatonelesbiangirl: co8alt-thief: if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons Man I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks reyalscitsiehta 374 points 1d If you spell "absolutely nothing" backwards, it becomes gnihton yletulosba, which also means absolutely nothing Reply Hide Ban

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Cartoon - I'VE BEEN EXPECTING Yου. I KNEW YOU'D COME TO TAKE ME. COME ON! TAKE ME ALREADY! TAKE ME, DARK STRANGER! WARANDPEAS.COM

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Text - NOT NO W VEN N

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Text - Finally the fourth ape! He is the sum of the first three: He sees nobody, hears nobody and speaks to nobody.

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Organism - NOT HOT ENOUGH. NOT HOT ENOUGH. NOT HOT ENOUGH. PERFECT. wawa WIwa

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Text - A | FFH TOMORROW @7Osdeaky you know there's a generation gap when kids are talking about tik tok and you realize they're not talking about the pop classic Tik Tok by Kesha released in 2009

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Text - When you have a sudden urge to tidy and rearrange your room but then you're half way through, it looks messier than ever and you're not sure what the f came over you

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Text - Things Brits never believe: How hot it is How cold it is How dark it is How light it is That it's nearly Summer That it's nearly Christmas

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Text - Carli Ors Monday at 8:58 PM · O i keep subtitles on bc sometimes i just be snackin too loud

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Text - Why didnt Harry Potter drink liquid luck and then go kill Voldemort? Chris M 10 years ago Favorite Answer because he is a dumbass 2 O 24 5

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Facial expression - u/LonesomePancake The professor's wife confronting him about his affair The professor Everyone else in the Zoom meeting:

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Text - chrissy teigen O @chrissyteigen Don't like it when I donate a bug to the museum and he's like "eeew i hate bugs but I guess l'll take it" hello asshole I could sell this for 10 grand 1:21 AM · 4/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone 5,974 Retweets 73K Likes

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Font - College students when they get their first salary. Hdon want to play with you anymore

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Text - Lade @LadelsDivine 23h A mexican party with 300 people and loud ass music will be happening next door at 3 in the morning and you go and find out what they're celebrating and its usually a 2 year old's birthday party who already went to bed 5 hours ago O 572 2737.1K 233K

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Text - Foot Locker O @footlocker @decentbirthday Are you guys still open 3:47 PM / Foot Locker Foot Locker 3:48 PM

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Text - Phil YOU SUPER LIKED PHIL ON 3/10/19 Do you watch rick and morty? Tue, Mar 10, 11:49 PM No Sent Strike one Today 4:37 PM Do you smoke pot?

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Cartoon - When the choking went a bit too far but you're happy she opened her eyes again

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Text - jakey @nakeyjakey · 3h what if linguini from ratatouille was having sex and the girl pulled his hair and he started cooking spaghetti 324 27 16.3K 103K Seth Everman @SethEverman · 2h very good tweet delete it 27 203 7,789

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Text - French Benefits, C'est Moi @10kbabyspiders My special talent is assuming our friendship is a burden on you and you dread hearing from me. So then I stop talking to you to ease the load and ruin what we had. You're welcome. 9:14 AM - 2/5/19 · Twitter for iPhone 517 Retweets 1,568 Likes

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Cartoon - Drake This wild log bench? Fits my butt...perfectly.

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Text - nintendo of armenia @weedhitler getting diagnosed with adhd as an adult owns cuz you get to walk into a doctor's office and have a guy with a medical degree tell you "aye boss you got diet autism and the cure is to microdose meth" Imfao

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Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji I don't want to DIE, I want to BE DEAD. why is that so hard to grasp? Domino's guy: please sign so l can leave 1:28 PM · 2019-03-20 · Twitter for Android 1,939 Retweets 16.4K Likes

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Product - Time traveler: What year is it? Me: 2020 Time traveler: MEMES

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>33717633 # But Slav squats are special, you know why gopniks actually sit like that? I'll tell you this 26 KB JPG secret. >be gopnik(russian street thug) >be fucking dumb >need to form a sentence to get attention from people >squat, so circulation to your legs actually denied >more blood to go to brain >you can actually make sentences >use it to lure people closer >get up and start punching the shit out of them” title=”” width=”480″ height=”639″/>

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Cartoon - salad @defnotsally another hour in quarantine: *goes by* my fat, bored ass making my 9th meal of the day: SVFT UST

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Text - Shelby Dodson @ShelbyDodson666 I was at 711 and a guy asked me if I believed in God. I'm buying dinner at 711, homie. I don't even believe in myself. 20:14 · 07 Jun 19 Twitter for Android

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Text - Shit tweets for shit people @dai_dreemurr Corona virus diary, day 5: No one has talked to me in 9 months 23:36 · 18 Mar 20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - randy @leakypod simba: my uncle murdered my dad pumbaa: sheesh lol simba: then he blamed me for it timon: yikes. have u tried just not fucken worrying about it Imao

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Text - I meet someone they leave we talk I explain that LEGO people live in houses made of their own flesh

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Face - Model, 25, goes blind after getting her eyeballs tattooed black do you are have stupid

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Text - boredlord What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism? sexhaver this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors Source: boredlord 451,275 notes

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Text - Salty Mermaid @Jenn_H_Scott Me: It's gonna be a good day. Anxiety: It's like you don't even care about what happened in third grade anymore.

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Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts Me: you're mad at me? Wife: no, not even sure why you would say that. Me: I can tell by the sound of you putting the plates away. WTFDAD Wife: fuck you and fuck those plates. Me: there it is.

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Text - Andy Richter @AndyRichter Went to visit my aunt, who despite suffering from dementia, has an intact sense of humor. Me: How have you been? Her:I have no idea.

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Text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho My 3 year old, who doesn't notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away

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Text - old tom @YuckyTom the funniest thing i've ever said was on april 11th 2009 to my dad's cat and no one else was around to hear it. a car horn honked and he hopped off my bed and ran downstairs and i said "oh shit is your ride here" and laughed alone to myself for like five minutes straight

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Text - Dave @DaveApnea Ilaughed at my wife when said she was going to upload my snore onto spotify so that the world could suffer with her. I just checked and it has over 200,000 streams. ok she wins Dave Dont Shore AUG 14, 2019 Single lar Dave Don't Snore 201,503 Dave Don't Snore - Instru... 37,656 2.

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Text - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood My Dad's high school "drug talk" with me was just a story about two guys in his platoon who smoked weed and fell asleep outside the wire, and the VC slit their throats and cut off their dicks. So whenever I smoked weed in Cave Creek, Arizona, I always kept watch for the Viet Cong

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Text - gaychel @lameravioli happy mother's day to the woman who called the cops on me when she didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house. I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 22

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Text - dickpic van dyke @youngcogan when I had surgery I assumed that when they were giving me aesthetic that they'd count down from ten like you see on the telly but instead a czech nurse just looked down at me and said "goodbye" andI was gone. i laugh every time i think about it.

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Text - bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424 It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9- year-old was given $100.

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Text - Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird my mom: so i guess robbers broke into our house, drew all over the walls with crayons, but didn't steal anything five year old me: shit's wild i know

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Text - f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys once you get past my 12 rotating artificial personalities, general air of disdain, defensive and poor communication skills, emotional barriers, extreme moodiness, all while dodging my continuous attacks to push you away...im actually a really soft & fun person to be around

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Text - Started seeing someone As in dating or hallucinations

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Text - grimelords I want to make an infomercial where it's not clear what the guy's selling. Like he's demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he's showing how the knives haven't been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you

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Cartoon - "She's gotta be skinny thicc ass big tits low maintenance no male friends have a job cook clean and give head or she aint got a chance with me"

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Text - Parents: *Start buying me nice things* me: Cancer or divorce?

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Text - Go fuck yourself Fuck me yourself you coward

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