Corny Memes & Puns For Lovers Of Dad Jokes

Listen. We’re all about clever humor and sharp wit. But sometimes nothing is quite as satisfying as an incredibly dumb dad joke, or a cringeworthy pun. This gallery is filled with both. May the memes help your inner-dad tingle with joy. 

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Text - PLEASE ENJOY MY HILN NON RELIGIOUS, NON POLITICAL, NON CONTROVERSIAL POSTS

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Text - We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the... Minneapolis.

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Text - IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN PUNS TO KLEPTOMANIACS BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS TAKE THINGS LITERALLY.

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Text - Joe Gilmour Visual Storyteller · Saturday at 9:34 AM · O Tonce tried to row across the Atlantic single-handed... But I just kept going round in circles. 29 12 Comments 15 Shares O Like Comment Share

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Box - OK. You don't have to laugh. But some of us are easily amused. I'm laughing. Matt Finish Invisible Tape 1,300 in/33 ANrfaURPen B87¢ et

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Road - OPEN RANGE

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Font - Doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning. Nestle in the afternoon.

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Cartoon - MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL TRYA LITTLE SUNSCREEN...

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Text - Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? coffee and jelly beans They kept dropping their trunks. COFFEE AND JELLY BEANS

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Vehicle - Drove my Chevy, to the levee, and that levee song lied ZO

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Skin - Not a magician but i got a couple twix up my sleeve

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Brick - SKOKY 200 Delicious MIk Chocolate/Crinp Butter Tolfee CALIRNA SKOR SKOR SKOR Delicious MIk Chocolate/Crisp Buttor Toffee 200 Delicious Mlk Chocolato/Criso Buttor Tottee 200 Delicious Milk Chocolate/Crisp Butter Totfee 200 AND SEVEN YEARS AGO.

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Dog - THE NEIGHBOUR TELLS ME YOU ARE CHASING PEOPLE ON A BICYCLE... HE'S LYING... I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BICYCLE!

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Snow - NDIAN HILLC COMMUNITY CENTER AND IN THE END MANKIND USED SO MUCH TOILET PAPER, THEY WIPED THEMSELVES OUT

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Toy - DON T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS

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Vertebrate - JUST LIKE ME, THEY LONG TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. RAINY DAYS AND MONDAYS ALWAYS GET ME DOWN WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN- CRAP. WE'VE GOT CARPENTER ANTS. C & S Pet Care

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Plastic bottle - Found a Serious Leek under the sink ati ash

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Blackboard - Last night I dreamt Chat Id writon the Lord of the Rings. Tolkien in my sleep. was UKY

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Text - Ithought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig. But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee

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Text - Alan Olswing April 17, 2017· O StayThefuckHome i'm so happy about spring that I wet my plants! 24 11 Shares

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Sheep - WHAT-DO YOU CALL A HERD OF SHEEP TUMBLING DOWN A HILL? A LAMBSLIDE

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Cartoon - WASH YOUR HANDS WELL THIS IS GOINGTO TAKE FOREVER... e MATRON DESIGN

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Dog - when you don't want to be recognized so you go indognito made with mematic

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Cartoon - What is the longest word in the English language? "Smiles" because there is a mile between it's first and last letters!

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Text - I tayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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Vertebrate - STOP MAKING ME LAUGH YOU'LL MAKE ME PUMA PANTS iede on tngur

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Nature reserve - INDIAN HILLS COMMUNITY CENTER THE PROBLEM WITH POLITICAL JOKES IS THAT THEY SOMETIMES GET ELECTED

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Ostrich - THATS EMUSING

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Horse - CAN I TROUBLE YOU FOR A GLASS OF WATER? I'MA LITTLE HOARSE ouickmeme o

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Wind - BAD PUNS? IM A BIG FAN

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Text - Allison @AllieLia A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?". "No, go right ahead", the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora", and sits back down. "Thanks", the woman says, "that means a lot"

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