Every Word Counts

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Gotta bulk that sh*t up!

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He Had Us In The First Half

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Who can relate? 

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TikTok McDonald’s Proposal Is A Perfect Example Of Wholesome Cringe

It’s easy to laugh at pretty much anything on TikTok, especially anything involving relationships. But thanks to this garbage fire of a year, we’re a little more accepting of cringe when it somehow manages to give us hope. TikTok user @liltransboykai shared a video that fits the bill yesterday – a clip of his coworker Willow proposing to his partner Akira. The whole thing goes down at work, which for these three happens to be a McDonald’s.The video eventually made its way to Twitter, where users both mocked and praised it with a heavy dose of predictable sass. Though we enjoyed the laugh, we wish these two a happy future. 

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INVEST

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This would save hours of agony.

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Show Some Respect

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Plankton deserves better!

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STARCHING

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Now this is some good parenting.

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Must Protect ‘The Stuff’

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Touch the stuff and die.

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Pleeeeease

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Just a little serotonin, we beg of you.

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Attacked

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Must be nice to be Shakira.

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Newsflash

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You ain’t selling us sh*T.

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TGIF

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You deserve that “piece”

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I Will Make You Proud

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Gone, but not forgotten.

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Every Damn Day

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So relatable.

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Honestly Though

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For real.

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Damn, Mom

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She got ya there.

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It’s Always Me

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Needed This

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Love it when a meme goes wholesome.

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How Quickly Things Change

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Definitely An Iron Fist

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Those McChickens better be PERFECt.

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Gotta Lock It

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He’s So Thoughtful

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This news couldn’t come at a better time.

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We’re Gonna Be Here For A While

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Sneaky Sneaky

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Those interludes are usually pretty good, though.

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Best Laid Plans…

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Don’t be too hard on yourself. It’s tough to do anything these days.

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If It’s On TV It Must Be True

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Twitter Thread Spins Tale Of Macho Men, Urine, And A Single Jellyfish

It’s been a while since we shared an entertaining Twitter story with y’all, and we’re happy to be able to change that today. Twitter user @enswelljones shared this hilarious tale from his teenage years last Friday, and it’s responsible for the kind of serious out-loud laughter we wish happened more often. The scuba-diving anecdote is the perfect kind of humbling hilarity that we love to see played out in real life. Reading this amazing takedown of masculinity is almost as satisfying as seeing it in person.

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Text - Chris Jones @EnswellJones I want to say I was 16, maybe. My family went to Florida. I was-and still am-a passionate SCUBA diver. The water is the only place I feel graceful. I went by myself on a dive boat. There was me and maybe six other divers- all big, brawny men. I felt very small and hairless. 1:01 PM ยท 17 Jul 20 ยท Twitter Web App 5,448 Retweets and comments 13.3K Likes Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d Replying to @EnswellJones You have to understand dive culture. Some people like the f

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Text - Chris Jones @EnswellJones ยท 1d This boat was filled with those meatheads. On our way out to the dive site, I was like, Are we invading Bermuda? They were all strapped and wearing four-foot fins, telling tales about how they routinely dived to 300 feet and fought sharks. Several confessed underwater murders. 2 27 27 1,475 Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d Today l'd be like, Sorry about your shitty childhoods. But being a teenage boy is hard in some ways. I was sort of intimidated and wanted bad

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Text - Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d Anyway, we dived, and the biggest Chet of the bunch got a wicked jellyfish sting on his face, like he'd been slashed with broken glass. Whether any of his other stories were true, I had no idea. But now he had a true story about the time a jellyfish turned his lips into sausages. 3 27 19 1,457 Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d We scrambled back onto the boat. The guy was screaming through his gritted teeth, so pretty quickly, he was laid out flat on the deck. Back

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Text - Chris Jones @EnswellJones ยท 1d I shouldered into the circle and peed on him, too. I didn't just take a tinkle on this dude, either. If you've ever gone diving, you know that you absorb or swallow half the ocean. You have to piss like a racehorse. It was like l was a bilge pump. I emptied a bucket on this guy. 27 37 1,804 Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d I was reminded, years earlier, of going to Cleveland Municipal Stadium, maybe? Some ballpark that had circular urinals. I had to stand there

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Text - Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d We doused that guy like he was on fire-there was more urine on that boat deck than in the ball pit at IKEA. And then we all acted like the biggest fucking heroes in the world, giving each other high fives and shit. It was the weirdest thing. These guys were JACKED. 27 26 1,595 Chris Jones @EnswellJones ยท 1d We headed back to shore. Pissboy sat alone, staring out to sea. I remember thinking, He doesn't look okay. It wasn't just the jellyfish sting. That trip ch

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Text - Chris Jones L @EnswellJones We got back and said goodbye: six strangers brought together by fate to urinate all over another stranger's face. My parents asked me how my dive had gone. "Great," I said. I didn't tell them I had peed on a man for the first time. I just ate my ice cream. It was reward enough. 1:10 PM ยท 17 Jul 20 ยท Twitter Web App

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When the moon hits your eye…

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Dean Martin was right all along.

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Best Of Luck…

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Doesn’t look good, though.

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Welcome

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Join us in being extremely online.

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Please Dad

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This purchase will be fun for everyone

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It’s Inevitable

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RIP (Soon)

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Poor Karen

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Hope she gets through this difficult time.

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If it ain’t me

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Never Ending Story

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Keep up the good work, guys.

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