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Twenty-Eight Comical Pics To Brighten Up Your Monday

If you work a depressing Monday through Friday nine to five gig, today might feel pretty damn shitty. It’s always hard to say goodbye to the weekend’s freedom and drag yourself back to your sad desk and computer. To help battle your working man’s ennui, we’ve put together this assortment of funny memes and weird photoshops. Just don’t let your boss see you laughing.

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Cat Missing For 11 Years Finally Reunites With Owner

Another story that truly shows the importance of micro-chipping your beloved pets! 

11 years ago, in New York, Maggie Welz lost her beloved feline, Tiger. 

Fast-forward to today, that same Tiger was rescued and brought in by the Dutchess County SPCA, where they discovered he was micro-chipped! According to SPCA officials, it took staff member Carol O’Connell three years to get close enough to the missing feline that had been coming by her home every now and then.

O’Connell told Eyewitness News, “Each year he came to my house, he deteriorated more and more each year, and that’s when I realized either somebody just abandoned him or he just was missing or lost or he was just a feral cat. This spring he started to come around a little bit more in the mornings so I started to work harder to try to gain his trust.” 

Seems like he knew who to turn to for some help.

SPCA officials said they she borrowed a scanner from the shelter to check if he was micro-chipped on a whim. With the information they were able to locate Maggie Welz and finally reunite her with her Tiger! 

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5 Crusading Trolls Who Pranked The Rich And Powerful

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A Lockpicker Found Major Flaws In “High-Security” Locks

By 2004, lock breaker Marc Weber Tobias had become an expert in “bumping,” a technique wherein one uses a file and hammer to easily pop the sort of locks that most people use to secure their bikes, gym lockers, and, uh, homes. Growing knowledge of the technique caused the media to scaremonger about a coming crimepocalypse, and Tobias was interviewed by dozens of local news outlets. Also interviewed was Clyde Roberson, a representative of Medeco, who saw a marketing opportunity.


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Medeco is ostensibly the Rolls Royce of locks. Their clients include the Department of Defense, the White House, the United Nations, and the British Royal Family, all because their products are considered “high-security” — which technically only means their locks take at least 10 minutes to crack. No lock is unsolvable, but by the time you’ve spent 10 minutes fiddling with one in the Pentagon, someone is hopefully going to notice you and arrest your fiddly ass.

Anyway, Medeco used these fears of a coming crime dystopia to advertise their locks as “bump-proof,” even going so far as to start trademarking the term. This alarmed Tobias, who along with his Venezuelan colleague, uh, Tobias Bluzmanis, studied Medeco locks until they could open them in about a minute. They cracked one in eight seconds. Some lock companies improve and replace their products in response to such findings, but when they sent their results to Roberson, he began accusing the Tobiases of being liars and extortionists.

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People Sharing The Most Embarrassing Moments Of Their Lives

Whether it’s accidentally  mistaking a random car for a taxi or crashing someone’s wedding, we’ve all made a complete fool out of ourselves at some point in our lives. And that’s why you should stop beating yourself about yours. When Twitter user Andy Ryan posted his most embarrassing story, people immediately started responding to it with their own cringeworthy memories. Scroll down to see the best ones!

I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.

My aunt wandered into an open air restaurant in Greece, sat down, she had no Greek, they no English. So she pointed at what others were having, they brought her wine and food. Only when she tried to pay and they refused did she realise she'd just crashed someone's wedding party.

When I was 7 I was going back to school shopping for new shoes & I saw a pair of shoes next to a box on the floor so I tried them on & walked around in them & this girl looked at me absolutely horrified and told me to give her shoes back.

My sister was making a peanut butter sandwich when she quickly needed to change my nephew's diaper. While changing the diaper she saw some peanut butter on her arm and licked it off. It wasn't peanut butter.

Walked in to work one day and everybody was standing around looking somber. I loudly asked, "jeez, who died?" At that moment, the guy whose custodial grandma just died, turned to face me with tears in his eyes.

When I was 2 or 3 I saw a framed photo of some baby on my mother’s dresser and got so jealous I threw it on the floor. The photo was of me.

I'm pretty sure I carjacked a nice old lady one morning, taking what i thought was my lyft to work. I noticed she was extremely nervous and asked where we were headed, how to get there etc. Thought she was new. When I got to work I noticed the ride had been cancelled.

I once genuinely thought this lady with outstretched arms was trying to give me a hug. Afraid that it was someone I knew in the past I went in for the hug and she said "Not you dear" and when I turned I realized her relative was coming behind me. I fled the scene in shame.

My grandmother in Brooklyn received a call from a young woman who said "hi Grandma" and they had a nice chat for a while until she asked about her sister and they realized they weren't related.

I corrected a teacher when she spoke about the old prediction that the world was going to end in twenty twelve. I explained in front of the class that it was actually supposed to end in two thousand and twelve. Why didn't somebody teach me the basics of English

When I was a kid, I ran up to a woman in line, pinched her butt, laughed and then hugged her from behind thinking it was my mom. It wasn’t. I think about this moment almost weekly and my stomach still drops, 35 years later.

In my teens I once brought a muffin back to an unnamed Canadian coffee establishment saying there were glass shards on my muffin. I had never seen sugar crystals on a muffin before. I still cringe.

I once took my child to a meetup picnic for the camp she was going to attend. We brought food and stayed a while and ate and as we were leaving I saw the actual group across the park. We'd been eating with a local church group who were too polite to ask who the hell we were.

On holiday in Corfu, some friends of ours sat at a pretty table in a shady square and ordered a couple of beers from the lady who came over to them. Later, when they tried to pay, she said “oh no, don’t worry, this is my home...you’re welcome” ......oops!

My Dad & his sister were swimming in a local pool.They were doing lengths when she spotted him taking a breather at pool edge. She swam up behind him put both hands on his bald head & dunked him underwater. Whilst she held him there, ignoring his flailing my actual Dad swam past!

I was in my car, hot day, windows down with my 4 year old son when a person of restricted growth came walking by. My son started pointing at him so to distract him I put on his Disney tape. Mortified then when the opening strains of ‘hi-ho, hi-ho’ rang out...

My Mum was walking me to school when I was 5 and I saw my friend Trevor up ahead so I ran on to catch up with him, calling out his name. As I got close I realised it wasn't him so I just kept on running past, shouting "Trev! Trevor!..."

was at a coffee shop waiting for my coffee when I ate the largest muffin sample on a plate... wasn’t until I’d started to start one more tasty sample that I realized it wasn’t free samples; but someone’s dirty plate they’d returned to the counter. left without my coffee in horror

30 years ago... gas stations with convenience stores had become a thing. I stopped for pepto bismal.... clerk asked if I had gas with that... indignantly told her that I only had an upset stomach!! Walked out to see the pumps... still cringe!!

Seven years ago I got into a taxi and asked to be dropped off three miles away. At the end of the journey when I went to pay, I realised it was not a taxi. I’m still cringing.

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Roger Goodell Admits Job Would Be Easier If He Watched Football

NEW YORK—Conceding that many facets of the game still felt completely foreign to him, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell admitted Monday that his job would probably be a lot easier if he actually watched football. “Honestly, it’s really tough to get a handle on what’s a good rule change because I’m really not that big a fan—this commissioner gig is just sort of a paycheck for me,” said Goodell, adding that he couldn’t even name any teams besides the Cowboys, the one in Los Angeles that’s pretty good, and the Longhorns. “I hate having to sit through the games and pretend like I care or even understand what’s going on down there. I mean, I’m only here because my friend hooked me up. It would probably help if I knew some of the players’ names, or at least what a ‘false start’ is. It’s not too hard though, usually I just do whatever the owners say and keep my head down.” Goodell also confessed that he once had to look up the word “concussion” on his phone during a meeting so as not to look completely out of touch.

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Wholesome Memes & Moments For Anyone Who Needs Them

Let’s face it: Mondays are freakin’ terrible, and with the news lately, they’ve been getting worse. If you’re anything like us and are desperately looking for a palate cleanser on this painful day, look no further. These happy memes and wholesome tweets are sure to help keep your glass on the half full side of things. 

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Teary Andrew Luck Describes Fighting Through Searing Pain He Experiences During Every Excruciating Moment In Indianapolis

INDIANAPOLIS—Admitting that he could not take the physical and mental punishment anymore, Colts quarterback Andrew Luck tearfully described years of fighting through the searing pain he experiences during every moment spent in Indianapolis. “Day in and day out, it takes a lot out of you—it’s been seven years of getting hit by Indianapolis, and the pain has just gotten to be too much,” said Luck, expressing concern that even one more season in the Indiana state capital was going to do permanent damage from which he could never recover. “I didn’t want to do this. I want to play football, I want to be there for my team, but I can’t stand the jolts of pain that course through my nerves every time I see this fucking city. I’ve got to do what is best for my family, and I don’t want them to see me like this, living in this place. I don’t want to be 50 and brain-damaged from two decades of staring at Indianapolis every day.” At press time, players around the league had expressed support and solidarity with Luck and called on the NFL to help protect player health by banning play in Indianapolis.

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Doggo Memes In Honor Of National Dog Day (15 Memes)

Hooray, it’s National Dog Day! Dogs deserve way more than just one holiday per year because, let’s be honest, we’re not worthy of them. So go give your doggo a big hug and spend some extra time with him, because he loves you unconditionally! In the mean time, please enjoy some of these dog memes that’ll give you that cute fix you’ve been needing!

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The adoption center's website crashed because so many people wanted to adopt this absolute unit!

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World Leaders Eagerly Await As G7 Organizers Announce Raffle Drawing For Nintendo Switch

BIARRITZ, FRANCE—As the three-day global conference drew to a close, the world leaders present at the G7 summit eagerly waited Monday as the event’s organizers announced the raffle drawing for a Nintendo Switch. “Oh man, I’ve been wanting a Switch so bad, and Parliament won’t give me any money to buy one, so I put almost all my raffle tickets in that bucket,” said a hopeful Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau, who dismissed accusations that he had acquired additional raffle tickets from German chancellor Angela Merkel in exchange for an exclusive trade deal between their two countries as a way to increase his chances at landing the grand prize. “The Switch is really sweet because you can play it at home or in the car, or on the plane for my long trip back home to Canada. Plus, it comes with Breath Of The Wild, which I’ve wanted to play ever since it came out. I think I deserve it, too, since I didn’t win the $50 Hard Rock Café gift card or the beach towels. Also, the Canadian prime minister hasn’t won the best raffle prize since Stephen Harper got that sweet Nikon D90 SLR camera way back in 2008. So I hope I win. I swear, if that idiot [French president Emmanuel] Macron gets the Switch, I’m going to be so pissed. This is the prize everyone’s been waiting three days for. They have to have really cool raffle prizes at all the G7s, otherwise no one would show up.” At press time, a furious Trudeau had screamed, “This is bullshit!” and stomped out of the conference room after the G7 organizers announced that the winner of the Nintendo Switch raffle was U.K. prime minister Boris Johnson. 

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Dank ‘Emperor’s New Groove’ Memes Are A Blast From The Past

If you like nostalgia and you love dank memes, boy, have you come to the right place. One of the latest meme formats to pop off in the r/dankmemes community is ripped from Disney’s The Emperor’s New Groove, a lively cartoon about a selfish Incan Emperor who is turned into a llama. It’s a character building story, and features a dimwitted henchman by the name of Kronk. He’s the star of this meme, which is being used to describe situations that are going exactly accordingly to plan, or at least will end in one’s favor. The format has been used for some perverse jokes, and some pretty specific gaming jokes, but has proven itself to be delightfully versatile. We’ve put together some of our favorite examples, but look forward to some more hilarious nuggets of meme gold. 

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For National Dog Day, Let’s Meet The 2020 Candidates For America’s Next First Pup

The former Senate hopeful from Texas seems to add an animal to his collection every day, and he regularly spotlights them on his Instagram stories. The family lost their 16-year-old black Labrador retriever, Rosie, in July. But O’Rourke proudly shared his Vanity Fair cover with his other black lab, Artemis.

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